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TheOptimist

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Re: Things your other half does that annoy you
« Reply #105 on: May 04, 2020, 01:33:40 PM »
Where to start. One that gets me;

Wife: What will we do for dinner this evening.
Me: I dont mind, whatever you fancy.
Wife: Why am I always the one that has to choose.
Me: Sighs (I know whats about to happen), What about pizza and chips?
Wife: Na
Me; Spuds and Chicken?
Wife: Nah
Me: Spaghetti Bolognese?
Wife: Na, had pasta yesterday
Me: Curry and Rice?
Wife: Nah
Me: Chippy?
Wife: nah, What about Fish?
Me: Sounds good

Then repeat the next day

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Re: Things your other half does that annoy you
« Reply #106 on: May 04, 2020, 02:08:28 PM »
HerToMe: Did you like my hair better when it was long or when it was short

MeToHer: Both are nice Darling

HerToMe: No but did you fancy me more with it long or short

MeToHer:  I liked them both

HerToMe: Yeah but which one was better

MeToMe: I really couldn't give a bollax

MeToHer: I'd go short again

HerToMe: think I'll let it grow out it was nicer like that

MeToHer: Yeah sure

HerToMe: What was your favorite colour?

Me: ......
« Last Edit: May 04, 2020, 02:15:09 PM by MoChara »

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Re: Things your other half does that annoy you
« Reply #107 on: May 04, 2020, 02:24:00 PM »
- Does my bum look big in this?
- Yes, cos you have a big bum.
[Huffs]
- Donít ask then.


I really should stop asking her that question.

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Re: Things your other half does that annoy you
« Reply #108 on: May 04, 2020, 02:33:42 PM »
Currently watching the wife paint the decking, Iíve a wee cuppa and just pointing out bits here and there, I donít think Iíll die of Covid  ;D
Anything I post is not the view of the County Board!! Nobody died in the making of this post ;-)

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Re: Things your other half does that annoy you
« Reply #109 on: May 04, 2020, 03:03:32 PM »
She'll give you a deckin

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Re: Things your other half does that annoy you
« Reply #110 on: May 04, 2020, 06:49:42 PM »
Critiquing the decor watching tv.

Some lad gets his head chopped off and it starts bobbling along the floor "Oh my god wouldn't that floor look brilliant in our front room?!"

Why?

Reminds me of my mum. Some physicist would be on talking about some big topic like the future of nuclear fusion, or what'll happen when the sun goes supernova and the Earth gets destroyed, and she says "I like those shelves."

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Re: Things your other half does that annoy you
« Reply #111 on: May 04, 2020, 06:50:31 PM »
Where to start. One that gets me;

Wife: What will we do for dinner this evening.
Me: I dont mind, whatever you fancy.
Wife: Why am I always the one that has to choose.
Me: Sighs (I know whats about to happen), What about pizza and chips?
Wife: Na
Me; Spuds and Chicken?
Wife: Nah
Me: Spaghetti Bolognese?
Wife: Na, had pasta yesterday
Me: Curry and Rice?
Wife: Nah
Me: Chippy?
Wife: nah, What about Fish?
Me: Sounds good

Then repeat the next day

You would eat pizza AND chips?

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Re: Things your other half does that annoy you
« Reply #112 on: May 04, 2020, 06:51:36 PM »
- Does my bum look big in this?
- Yes, cos you have a big bum.
[Huffs]
- Donít ask then.


I really should stop asking her that question.

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Re: Things your other half does that annoy you
« Reply #113 on: May 06, 2020, 04:34:11 PM »
Critiquing the decor watching tv.

Some lad gets his head chopped off and it starts bobbling along the floor "Oh my god wouldn't that floor look brilliant in our front room?!"

Why?

Reminds me of my mum. Some physicist would be on talking about some big topic like the future of nuclear fusion, or what'll happen when the sun goes supernova and the Earth gets destroyed, and she says "I like those shelves."

Watching Newsnight the other night and she's sitting watching it too and some politician/expert or other is being interviewed from their home and all I hear is; "now that's the nicest bookshelf I've seen yet"


Wasn't Goves either in case you ask  ;D