Tyrone vs Mayo AISF Semi-Final - August 25th

[ONeill]

drove through Mayo for the last 2/3 days.

the county is actually quite subdued, compared to normal. no painted cars. every house wasn't covered in flags.
even the sports headline in the local paper was cautionary

"It is time to be cautious but optimistic"

Dunno what part you were in. Every house I saw had the red and green drippin from the rafters. The AI is as good as won was the feeling.

[Farrandeelin]

Only the sister's car flag up in Farrandeelin. You must have missed us o. your travels!

[From the Bunker]

Was talking to a group of Mayo supporters today and all of them have hotels booked for the All Ireland final weekend. I asked them will they go if Tyrone win? they found that reply very humorous.

Ah, they are only cute hoors they will sell them rooms on at a profit when the time comes. They were laughing at you because they now you are one of their potential customers! Cute hoors here in Mayo, Eh?

[Crete Boom]

I never told them where I was from. Even Meath men were agreeing.

We like winding up Mayo people. We like winding up Tyrone people.

We like that nice farmland you have up there I heard there might be some going for free.

[Lar Naparka]

Was talking to a group of Mayo supporters today and all of them have hotels booked for the All Ireland final weekend. I asked them will they go if Tyrone win? they found that reply very humorous.

Ah, they are only cute hoors they will sell them rooms on at a profit when the time comes. They were laughing at you because they now you are one of their potential customers! Cute hoors here in Mayo, Eh?

Maybe them "cute hoors" were just having him on.
Any lad won't didn't cop on straightaway that to get to a final you have to win a semi first, mightn't realise that they were just winding him up.

[Lar Naparka]

I never told them where I was from. Even Meath men were agreeing.

We like winding up Mayo people. We like winding up Tyrone people.

Agreed on both counts but, like Delaney's dog ,yer good at giving but not so hot when it comes to taking same.

That reminds me; anyone seen Jinxsy lately?

Whaaa? What have I failed to take?

And "whaaa" to you also.
Joe Sheridan's dive into the annals of folklore comes to mind.

[Crete Boom]

drove through Mayo for the last 2/3 days.

the county is actually quite subdued, compared to normal. no painted cars. every house wasn't covered in flags.
even the sports headline in the local paper was cautionary

"It is time to be cautious but optimistic"

Dunno what part you were in. Every house I saw had the red and green drippin from the rafters. The AI is as good as won was the feeling.

All we need now is a t-shirt and maybe a few banners saying something like unfinished business or another phrase to that effect

[sans pessimism]

I never told them where I was from. Even Meath men were agreeing.

WHAT!!!!who da hell let Meath men into Gods country

[Kimbap]

drove through Mayo for the last 2/3 days.

the county is actually quite subdued, compared to normal. no painted cars. every house wasn't covered in flags.
even the sports headline in the local paper was cautionary

"It is time to be cautious but optimistic"

Dunno what part you were in. Every house I saw had the red and green drippin from the rafters. The AI is as good as won was the feeling.

Jeez,the Tyrone version of cute hoorism is a shambles.Down to Kerry with ya on your holidays and brush up on it.

[ONeill]

Not a word a lie.

I says to them 'I suppose you'll need to watch Cavanagh'.

Says one "O'Shea will teach the Cavanaghs what midfield play is all about, and that's just at the throw in".

To be honest I found the total belief endearing. I said I hoped they didn't let that unwavering confidence seep through to the players. Says one "listen, bucko, we'd beat the pick of Tyrone and the rest of Ulster and the whest."

The country has mayo backed here.  It's simply a question of what you have them at.  Could this be the most one sided semi final in 3 decades, are mayo still 9/4 for Sam. Might have a bit of that _ the talk is that that's quality odds. I feel that it's more than just a battle between 2 midfielders who can't tackle.

What is the handicap?

[Hardy]

I never told them where I was from. Even Meath men were agreeing.

We like winding up Mayo people. We like winding up Tyrone people.

Agreed on both counts but, like Delaney's dog ,yer good at giving but not so hot when it comes to taking same.

That reminds me; anyone seen Jinxsy lately?

Whaaa? What have I failed to take?

And "whaaa" to you also.
Joe Sheridan's dive into the annals of folklore comes to mind.

Dive? Ref gave a penalty.

[muppet]

Not a word a lie.

I says to them 'I suppose you'll need to watch Cavanagh'.

Says one "O'Shea will teach the Cavanaghs what midfield play is all about, and that's just at the throw in".

To be honest I found the total belief endearing. I said I hoped they didn't let that unwavering confidence seep through to the players. Says one "listen, bucko, we'd beat the pick of Tyrone and the rest of Ulster and the whest."

The country has mayo backed here.  It's simply a question of what you have them at.  Could this be the most one sided semi final in 3 decades, are mayo still 9/4 for Sam. Might have a bit of that _ the talk is that that's quality odds. I feel that it's more than just a battle between 2 midfielders who can't tackle.

What is the handicap?

Arrogance and victimhood all in one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqoltLJbyrQ

[From the Bunker]

Not a word a lie.

I says to them 'I suppose you'll need to watch Cavanagh'.

Says one "O'Shea will teach the Cavanaghs what midfield play is all about, and that's just at the throw in".

To be honest I found the total belief endearing. I said I hoped they didn't let that unwavering confidence seep through to the players. Says one "listen, bucko, we'd beat the pick of Tyrone and the rest of Ulster and the whest."

The country has mayo backed here.  It's simply a question of what you have them at.  Could this be the most one sided semi final in 3 decades, are mayo still 9/4 for Sam. Might have a bit of that _ the talk is that that's quality odds. I feel that it's more than just a battle between 2 midfielders who can't tackle.

What is the handicap?

Arrogance and victimhood all in one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqoltLJbyrQ

Looked at that last week. Made me laugh. He knocked out all the cliches. Mayo implode in Croker. Mayo had a poor League. Mayo have played no one. Will he be giving a preview for the semi final? I'm really looking forward to that one.

[Crete Boom]

Not a word a lie.

I says to them 'I suppose you'll need to watch Cavanagh'.

Says one "O'Shea will teach the Cavanaghs what midfield play is all about, and that's just at the throw in".

To be honest I found the total belief endearing. I said I hoped they didn't let that unwavering confidence seep through to the players. Says one "listen, bucko, we'd beat the pick of Tyrone and the rest of Ulster and the whest."

The country has mayo backed here.  It's simply a question of what you have them at.  Could this be the most one sided semi final in 3 decades, are mayo still 9/4 for Sam. Might have a bit of that _ the talk is that that's quality odds. I feel that it's more than just a battle between 2 midfielders who can't tackle.

What is the handicap?

Arrogance and victimhood all in one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqoltLJbyrQ

In fairness to O'Niell he makes about as much sense in his posts on here as he did in that youtube video

[Fear ón Srath Bán]

Arrogance and victimhood allin one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqoltLJbyrQ

Leave the Mayo-Donegal game out of this!

Not a word a lie.

I says to them 'I suppose you'll need to watch Cavanagh'.

Says one "O'Shea will teach the Cavanaghs what midfield play is all about, and that's just at the throw in".

To be honest I found the total belief endearing. I said I hoped they didn't let that unwavering confidence seep through to the players. Says one "listen, bucko, we'd beat the pick of Tyrone and the rest of Ulster and the whest."

Sickening, sickening arrogance!