Just announced, the 2nd coming of Jesus

[Cold tea]

Born into benefits, you have to feel sorry for the lad.

[5 Sams]

Yesterday on Twitter 

Jarlath Burns

@jburns834

William says he couldn't be happier, but we know he's telling lies because he's bound to be gutted after that hammering London got yesterday

[LeoMc]

Born into benefits, you have to feel sorry for the lad.

Ah now the Dad does work and the Granda has a bit of ground about him, he'll be grand.

[muppet]

http://www.breakingnews.ie/showbiz/william-and-kate-could-not-be-happier-as-they-order-pizza-after-birth-601381.html


William and Kate 'could not be happier' as they order pizza after birth

'Pizza after birth'!

Sounds a bit insensitive.

Anyone ever tried it?

Olly??

[deiseach]

[Milltown Row2]

I went round and had a McDonalds afterwards, standard thing after 12 hours of bloody labour ya get hungry, they (the women) usually get toast

[deiseach]

12 hours for your first child? Lucky.

[brokencrossbar1]

I went round and had a McDonalds afterwards, standard thing after 12 hours of bloody labour ya get hungry, they (the women) usually get toast

12 hours into the first one and nothing was happening, I says to the nurse is there any chance that anything will happen, she said no, I went over to the house in Stranmillis to get a change of clothes and a Sphinx chip, can't bate it!!!

[johnneycool]

I went round and had a McDonalds afterwards, standard thing after 12 hours of bloody labour ya get hungry, they (the women) usually get toast

12 hours into the first one and nothing was happening, I says to the nurse is there any chance that anything will happen, she said no, I went over to the house in Stranmillis to get a change of clothes and a Sphinx chip, can't bate it!!!

Did you not get the kebab sauce all over it?

My wife went into labour at midnight, so shot over to the royal, she couldn't get comfortable on the bed, so they got her a big chair to sit on. I duly climbed onto the bed and fell asleep for the better part of an hour. Allegedly I was snoring as well and the whole ward heard it...
Modern man me 

[brokencrossbar1]

I went round and had a McDonalds afterwards, standard thing after 12 hours of bloody labour ya get hungry, they (the women) usually get toast

12 hours into the first one and nothing was happening, I says to the nurse is there any chance that anything will happen, she said no, I went over to the house in Stranmillis to get a change of clothes and a Sphinx chip, can't bate it!!!

Did you not get the kebab sauce all over it?

My wife went into labour at midnight, so shot over to the royal, she couldn't get comfortable on the bed, so they got her a big chair to sit on. I duly climbed onto the bed and fell asleep for the better part of an hour. Allegedly I was snoring as well and the whole ward heard it...
Modern man me 

Got the whole shebang Johnny!!  I like your style, I fell asleep in the big chair beside her while she was going through contractions in the middle of the night!!!

[Shamrock Shore]

[deiseach]

Man, I'm more hip than I thought. When I saw the image above, I thought of:

[ziggysego]

Man, I'm more hip than I thought. When I saw the image above, I thought of:

You're hipper than me, haven't a clue as to what you're referring to.

[LeoMc]

Will he suck a dodi like his granny?

[EC Unique]

Will he suck a dodi like his granny?

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Crude but funny.