Useful tips, tricks of the trade, dos and donts and workarounds

[Hardy]

Do not get expanding foam on your hands. (Or anywhere it's not meant to be).

[deiseach]

Wrong website. You want http://viz.co.uk/toptips.php

[Hereiam]

Do not get expanding foam on your hands. (Or anywhere it's not meant to be).

Too late.... got it on a new timber door. Not a bit happy 

[Orior]

Do not get expanding foam on your hands. (Or anywhere it's not meant to be).

Tempting....

[laoislad]

Do not get expanding foam on your hands. (Or anywhere it's not meant to be).

So so true.

A fella in a company I use to work for got sacked for spraying it all over a young apprentice's head.
The cnut also got a kicking a few weeks later from the apprentices older brother.

[Shamrock Shore]

Ignore tax advice given in a pub.

It's usually bollox.

[muppet]

Wrong website. You want http://viz.co.uk/toptips.php

GIVE SPIDERS the nailbiting experience of a real life indiana Jones adventure by tipping them down a cardboard tube whilst slowly closing the lower end with a playing card. For added excitement roll a Ferrero rocher down the tube and hhave a friend insert cocktail sticks through the side at regular intervals.
John Bottom, e-mail

Outstanding, beat that Olly!

[Billys Boots]

Ignore tax advice given in a pub.

It's usually bollox.

Now he feckin tells me ... 

[seafoid]

Buy an index fund instead of a managed fund

[Jeepers Creepers]

Filled a few holes with expandng foam and used my hands to 'smooth' it back in as it expanded! People thought I had leprosy of the hands for the next few weeks!!!

[Main Street]

No matter how tempting it may be, when listening to music (portable device) via headphones, don't turn up the volume while working with noisy (>93db) electric tools.

[rrhf]

Never pee on a great white shark

[Orior]

When driving, never brake with your right foot, instead of your left.

[Orior]

When driving, never reach through the steering wheel to reset the tripometer - while turning a corner.

[Milltown Row2]

When driving, never reach through the steering wheel to reset the tripometer - while turning a corner.

Guilty lol, then the wife did it the following night after I told her what happened to me