Was Jesus just a brilliant magician?

Started by Olly, February 02, 2013, 10:12:21 PM

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Olly

I was reading about that part of the world 2000 years ago and there were a pile of Jesuses knocking about but he was the best, like Paul Daniels v Tommy Cooper.
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Orior

Quote from: Olly on February 02, 2013, 10:12:21 PM
I was reading about that part of the world 2000 years ago and there were a pile of Jesuses knocking about but he was the best, like Paul Daniels v Tommy Cooper.

Making jokes about Jesus? Taboo subject sonny.
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Quote from: Olly on February 02, 2013, 10:12:21 PM
I was reading about that part of the world 2000 years ago and there were a pile of Jesuses knocking about but he was the best, like Paul Daniels v Tommy Cooper.

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ardchieftain

It's hard to know if Olly is being serious or not but whether through accident or design, he has a very valid point [the paul daniels reference aside]

lawnseed

that explains how john the baptist kept going even though they kept chopping his/their heads off probably dozens of them. is talking about him ok
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Dougal Maguire

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The water into wine was pretty good although people are performing similar miracles with diesel every day around Jonesborough and apart from the odd visit from HM Customs occasionally accompanied by a BBC  Newsline camera crew there's hardly a word about it
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Quote from: Orior on February 02, 2013, 11:38:40 PM
Quote from: Olly on February 02, 2013, 10:12:21 PM
I was reading about that part of the world 2000 years ago and there were a pile of Jesuses knocking about but he was the best, like Paul Daniels v Tommy Cooper.

Making jokes about Jesus? Taboo subject sonny.

The old one from national school.


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He was good on the cross.
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Hardy

I have an older one than that.

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stew

Quote from: ONeill on February 03, 2013, 09:08:55 PM
You lads are in a spot of bother with the blasphemy law.

So are you ya bollocks, you started the facking thread. ;)
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