Christmas Presents for Oul Fellas

Started by Feckitt, December 23, 2012, 08:56:10 PM

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Feckitt

What in the nameajaysus can ye get your Da for Christmas?

laoislad

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gerrykeegan

My sister in law was shopping for a present for me, she was going to get aftershave for me, she was chatting to the sales guy, he asked how old i was and what I did for a living, she added i liked playing golf. The w**ker suggested Old Spice! And thats three years ago.
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Tony Baloney

I must be getting old as I'm hoping I get a new pair of slippers this year!

Orior

I would never tire of getting a Shift Wrench, or Srewdrivers
Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians

Hardy

Tools, definitely. If he's a normal, useful man he'll appreciate them. If he's not, it'll be a subtle message to take a look at himself.

Fear Bun Na Sceilpe

As I get older I couldnt give 2 tosses about getting presents. Most men are easy pleased, few drinks, flutter on the horses and football on st stephens day and a good feed keeps most happy. If there are any good books out on local history or nostalgia I find that always goes down well with the oul boys.

ziggy90

Quote from: Fear Bun Na Sceilpe on December 24, 2012, 12:10:53 PM
As I get older I couldnt give 2 tosses about getting presents. Most men are easy pleased, few drinks, flutter on the horses and football on st stephens day and a good feed keeps most happy. If there are any good books out on local history or nostalgia I find that always goes down well with the oul boys.


On the nose our kid.
Questions that shouldn't be asked shouldn't be answered

Milltown Row2

Get him a City break, but just you and him, took my Da off to Derry there (part of a Xmas gift) and he lapped it up, was good to have him on his own. We might not have these guys in a few years so good to have that time together!!
None of us are getting out of here alive, so please stop treating yourself like an after thought. Ea

IolarCoisCuain

Viagra. The house mightn't get much sleep on Christmas night though, as old flames burn brightly once more.

Lar Naparka

Well, I've reached the stage of life where I no longer need to give someone the money to buy me a present so I don't know what I'm going to receive this year from anyone.
Don't mind what I get from anyone as long as it's given in the spirit of Christmas - Vincent de Paul included.
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stew

Quote from: gerrykeegan on December 23, 2012, 09:06:03 PM
My sister in law was shopping for a present for me, she was going to get aftershave for me, she was chatting to the sales guy, he asked how old i was and what I did for a living, she added i liked playing golf. The w**ker suggested Old Spice! And thats three years ago.

That's all I use is old spice, I get the powders and deodorant as well, nothing wrong with old spice at all at all.
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