Ideas for books.

[Olly]

I think it was Einstein who said there is a book in everyone - you just have to write it.

You just need to find a niche. Researching a new area seems to be a surefire success.

Was thinking:

REDNECK COCAINE: The increasing prevalence of crystal methamphetamine usage amongst junior footballers in Fermanagh and Cavan.
SPIKED: The difficulty of badger love-making.

Any others?

[Cold tea]

What about a trilogy:  OLLY: Why I was never funny.
                                    ARMAGHFORSAMAGAIN - Reread OLLY!
                                    ONEILL - Why I think I am funny - see OLLY and ARMAGHFORSAMAGAIN.

[Olly]

HOME ALONE: The mathematical phenomenon behind odd socks
COLOURED: The pathological analysis of red and brown sauce users

I'd buy every one of those.

[Cold tea]

THE JOY OF SLEEP!   Olly's posts – a compilation!

[Onion Bag]

Too Much Milk - By Cold Tea

[Hardy]

THE ENCYCLOPAEDIA OF LOYALIST CULTURE: A colourful fold-over pop-up picture card.
THE SOUL OF FOOTBALL FOR THREE ALL-IRELANDS: Mickey Harte's deal with the devil.
BRING ME SUNSHINE: The long-awaited McGeeney autobiography.

[Olly]

ANOTHER ONE DUSTS THE MITES: An evaluative essay on the correlation between cleaning your house and common bugs.

[Cold tea]

WHY I CAN'T GET A BLOW JOB - Onion Bag!

[Onion Bag]

Cant stop giving blow jobs - Cold Tea

[seafoid]

Things fall apart, a diary of a year in Meath fuball, by Chinua Achebe

[Cold tea]

Cant stop giving blow jobs - Cold Tea

Doesn't quite work, I was using your precedent on a play of the users Pseudonym, obviously lost in translation there kid. 

[ardal]

Cant stop giving blow jobs - Cold Tea

Doesn't quite work, I was using your precedent on a play of the users Pseudonym, obviously lost in translation there kid. 

I might it might link in with the "too much milk" from earlier

[muppet]

Brian Cowen - Glass half empty, we're half full.
Eamon Coughlan - The fourth Dimension
Mayo - 2nd is the new 1st.
Micheál Martin - Hippo Critters ~ from Haughey to Harney.
Jurry - How to promise a united Ireland by providing British style opposition, in a British style parliament, south of a British imposed border while imposing British ordered cuts north of same, AND keep a straight face.
Enda Kenny - Advanced Inspirational ideas of.... A book.

[Orior]

OLLY: Things to say when you have run out of things to say
PETER ROBINSON: Putting Frankenstein back in the box
JONES ROAD STREET TRADER (LIMITED ALL-IRELAND DAY VERSION): Why Flags are more important than Burgers
MICKEY HARTE: How to smash sport in third level education

[muppet]

OLLY: Things to say when you have run out of things to say
PETER ROBINSON: Putting Frankenstein back in the box
JONES ROAD STREET TRADER (LIMITED ALL-IRELAND DAY VERSION): Why Flags are more important than Burgers
MICKEY HARTE: How to smash sport in third level education

Mickey Harte - How to knock Queens from Throne.