Daft reasons for missing games

[Jinxy]

Michael Dara MacAuley missed the game yesterday because he fell off his bike during the week.
He also missed a game last year because he nearly choked to death on a bit of chicken.
Any other famously daft reasons for players missing a championship game?
Like the two Waterford hurlers there recently that burned their feet during cryotherapy and are out for two months as a result.

[anglocelt39]

Cork missed extra time in a league semi replay against the Dubs back in the 80's because they had a train to catch.

[Onlooker]

According to Peter Canavan, Seamus Quigley could not start for Fermanagh yesterday because of a hamstring injury.

[cogito]

Game was scheduled for the same time as mass.

[Shamrock Shore]

Didn't Larry Tompkins miss a Munster final cos he got sunburn on his feet?

[anglocelt39]

Slightly off topic but some Ireland lad from Cork missed a soccer match because of a family funeral. In the Premiership panto that was Newcastle United in their revolving door era one lad missed the big kick off because the previous nights larking around with a bit of recreational viagra was causing untold problems in the jockstrap department come 2.45 Saturday.

[Jinxy]

According to Peter Canavan, Seamus Quigley could not start for Fermanagh yesterday because of a hamstring injury.

Which he picked up while dancing on a table.

[Captain Obvious]

According to Peter Canavan, Seamus Quigley could not start for Fermanagh yesterday because of a hamstring injury.

Which he picked up while dancing on a table.

He doesn't look like someone that would ever pull his hamstring.

[LaurelEye]

One of our club players broke his ankle last year falling off a bouncy castle.

[Jinxy]

One of our club players broke his ankle last year falling off a bouncy castle.

Bouncy castles have been the downfall of many a good man.