Tattoos - am I the only person without one?

[Hardy]

Considered it for a long, but decided against. Grew a beard instead.

Instead?

[The Gs Man]

Once you get one, you're hooked. It's a rush.

[Don Johnson]

Haven't got one and I never will. Don't see the appeal.

I have three brothers and one sister, all have hideous ones.

One of them has a tattoo of Che Guevara but could write everything he knows about Che on the back of a stamp.

I do enjoy hearing stories of people getting the name of a loved one inked on them only for them to break up later.

[Arthur_Friend]

Never could understand why people get something tattooed on themselves in a foreign language, e.g. Japanese. Why the f**k would you do that?

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

Never could understand why people get something tattooed on themselves in a foreign language, e.g. Japanese. Why the f**k would you do that?

Its probably just the Sushi menu.

[Tony Baloney]

Considered it for a long, but decided against. Grew a beard instead.

Instead?

Yeah he was originally gonna get a beard tatooed on. Saves on maintenance.

[Captain Obvious]

Never could understand why people get something tattooed on themselves in a foreign language, e.g. Japanese. Why the f**k would you do that?

Date of birth in roman numerals is another tattoo i can't understand.

[LeoMc]

Never could understand why people get something tattooed on themselves in a foreign language, e.g. Japanese. Why the f**k would you do that?

Date of birth in roman numerals is another tattoo i can't understand.

MM=2000
MCM=1900

[Tony Baloney]

Never could understand why people get something tattooed on themselves in a foreign language, e.g. Japanese. Why the f**k would you do that?

Date of birth in roman numerals is another tattoo i can't understand.

X = 10, V = 5, I = 1 etc. It's really not that difficult 

[Captain Obvious]

 

[ballinaman]

Have a mate who has "no regrets" in latin on his back. Says now though he kinda regrets getting it done tho

[The Worker]

Got your name on my ass.

[thejuice]

I don't think I've ever seen a tattoo I ever liked.

[BennyCake]

I think a few years ago people got tattoos to become individual or unique. These day, I think you're more individual if you don't have tattoos.

Not my thing. Never were. Never will be.

[Aerlik]

I remember an Canadian mate being refused entry to a Japanese onsen for having a tattoo.  In Oz there is a huge fad (and I use that word deliberately) for full sleeve tats.  Look like shit and so 'unindividual'.  Got a mate who regularly goes to Bali to get inked.  His latest is his rather huge back.

The best I have seen was on an old bloke here in Oz.  It was written in Thai.  I asked him what it meant and he said "if you can read this I'll buy you a drink."  A week later and several repeats of same question, I gave up.  Turned out that that is exactly what it meant.  Needless to say, he didn't have to buy many drinks.