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Fionntamhnach

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Worst pop song of all time
« on: March 01, 2012, 01:25:40 AM »
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* Axel F - Crazy Frog
The bane of the mid 2000's. Novelty at first in 2004, irritating as **** around spring/summer 2005, now dead in the water. Thankfully. Unfortunately, Jamster's owners weren't strung up over it.

* Who Let The Dogs Out - Baha Men
Useful slogan to fire right back at stuck-up b*tches, has no redeeming qualities otherwise. About as painful as a wasp sting on your anus.

* Do They Know It's Christmas - Band Aid II
In hindsight at least, this version of the song ranges from a bad parody to obscene showing the worst of SAW's output, especially with wide sh*t eating grins whilst going on about the devastation of famine.

But for me, the worst of them all is
* No Way No Way - Vanilla
Supposedly this came about as a bet between two record producers to show that you could throw any crap at the public and with enough promotion it would still sell, and this was achieved roughly a couple of months after Rebecca Black was born. Coincidence? If the Spice Girls were "Girl Power", these four were "Whore Power". This is probably the worst noise I've ever heard, and I've had the misfortune to have overheard two deaf people having sex.  :-X
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Re: Worst pop song of all time
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2012, 01:41:57 AM »
* Whigfield - Saturday Night
This wee beaut was a constant torture for me in 1994.
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Re: Worst pop song of all time
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2012, 02:41:19 AM »
* Rebecca Black - Friday
One of the worst most recent pop songs.

* Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl
Just look at those lyrics.

* Fat Les England song
Who invented fish in chips?

* Olivia Newton-John - Physical
At least the video is watchable.



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Re: Worst pop song of all time
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2012, 11:06:33 AM »
I remember that Vanilla song coming high up in a worst video of all time countdown. Cliff Richard with a video with lycra-clad people roller skating around the place wearing walkmans was also up there,  along woth some unlistenable nut called Bobby Conn doing. A Jackson 5 song. Definitely worth checking them all out for a laugh!

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Re: Worst pop song of all time
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2012, 11:27:21 AM »
Cotton eye Joe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEMVwZRJ-UQ

It must have been love - roxette

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2C5TjS2sh4&ob=av2e

Most of the coppers playlist 1995- date would probably qualify 
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Re: Worst pop song of all time
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2012, 12:36:09 PM »

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Re: Worst pop song of all time
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2012, 01:12:58 PM »
Cotton eye Joe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEMVwZRJ-UQ

It must have been love - roxette

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2C5TjS2sh4&ob=av2e

Most of the coppers playlist 1995- date would probably qualify

Er... I like these songs.
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Re: Worst pop song of all time
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2012, 01:16:36 PM »
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Re: Worst pop song of all time
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2012, 01:18:18 PM »
Every UK no.1 from about 2008 onwards.

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Re: Worst pop song of all time
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2012, 02:12:37 PM »
It must have been love - roxette

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2C5TjS2sh4&ob=av2e

What on god's earth is wrong with this song??  Worst pop song of all time  ???  :-\

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Re: Worst pop song of all time
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2012, 02:16:38 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa7Wwmuo9yY


How the fook did McCartney get away with writing & "singing" shite like this. Pipes of Peace me arse, they should've been shoved  up his hole.
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Re: Worst pop song of all time
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2012, 02:23:16 PM »
Eiffel 55 and Blue has to be up there.

Seafoid, roxette is a leg-end

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Re: Worst pop song of all time
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2012, 02:23:27 PM »
How to get a guy off of the street, dress him up and ruin a good tune! >:(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxevD8-bG9k&ob=av2e

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Re: Worst pop song of all time
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2012, 02:27:20 PM »
It must have been love - roxette

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2C5TjS2sh4&ob=av2e

What on god's earth is wrong with this song??  Worst pop song of all time  ???  :-\
Nothing, no way was that one of the worst pop songs of all time & Roxette had a few catchy tunes.
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Re: Worst pop song of all time
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2012, 04:37:47 PM »
* Rebecca Black - Friday
One of the worst most recent pop songs.

* Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl
Just look at those lyrics.

* Fat Les England song
Who invented fish in chips?

* Olivia Newton-John - Physical
At least the video is watchable.

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And while I am on the subject what sort of Milk shake brings all the boys to the yard?