2012 - What will be the big news?

[Trout]

Martin McGuiness to accept a knighthood

[muppet]

The IRA will reform and announce a farewell tour and album.
Roy Keane will beat Laoislad in the final of Celebrity Bainisteoir.
Rory McIlroy will marry in secret, pictured exclusively on Hello magazine.
Radiohead will release an album that can only be downloaded using iPads in Antarctica.
Brian O'Driscoll will present The Late Late Show.
Joe Duffy will take over the Gerry Ryan Show from Ryan Tubridy.
Mary Harney will release her Autobiography - Stuck in the Corridors of power
Roy Keane will beat Laoislad in the final of Celebrity Bainisteoir.
An annoying Irish Newspaper will be wound up.

[Donnellys Hollow]

The IRA will reform and announce a farewell tour and album.
Roy Keane will beat Laoislad in the final of Celebrity Bainisteoir.
Rory McIlroy will marry in secret, pictured exclusively on Hello magazine.
Radiohead will release an album that can only be downloaded using iPads in Antarctica.
Brian O'Driscoll will present The Late Late Show.
Joe Duffy will take over the Gerry Ryan Show from Ryan Tubridy.
Mary Harney will release her Autobiography - Stuck in the Corridors of power
Roy Keane will beat Laoislad in the final of Celebrity Bainisteoir.
An annoying Irish Newspaper will be wound up.

Did LL learn nothing from the first match? Roy tactically outwitted him twice?

[Hashtag]

The IRA will reform and announce a farewell tour and album.
Roy Keane will beat Laoislad in the final of Celebrity Bainisteoir.
Rory McIlroy will marry in secret, pictured exclusively on Hello magazine.
Radiohead will release an album that can only be downloaded using iPads in Antarctica.
Brian O'Driscoll will present The Late Late Show.
Joe Duffy will take over the Gerry Ryan Show from Ryan Tubridy.
Mary Harney will release her Autobiography - Stuck in the Corridors of power
Roy Keane will beat Laoislad in the final of Celebrity Bainisteoir.
An annoying Irish Newspaper will be wound up.

Did LL learn nothing from the first match? Roy tactically outwitted him twice?

[Denn Forever]

But there wont be any newspapers on the 22nd so it wont be news will it?

The Longford Layder will be published, as usual. Will take more than the end of the wurrild to halt publication.

Sarkozy will be dumped
Obama will scrape back unless the Reps pull a rabbit out of the hat
Joan Burton will leave cabinet
Dublin will regain Sam and Kilkenny will retain Liam
Carlow to win O'Byrne Cup
Cavan relegated to Division 5 in the League

But having lulled everyone into a false sense of smugness we'll win Sam. 

[Milltown Row2]

We will be told that the recession will last for at least ten more years.

Bankers to award themselves bigger bonuses for fooling the nation

[ONeill]

Larry Reilly announced a press conference. Dressed in a blue cape and white 1947 commemorative boxer shorts he tells the assembled press and millions across the world that he's had enough with it all. Starting with the bankers and finishing with the woman who annoyed a few people on Winning Streak, he remedies all the world's ills including highlights such as convincing Forsyth to retire, finding out Holly age 8 from Kent's views on the digital switchover, renaming the Balls on the Falls as the Westicles, giving Sarah Palin one and cheering up Hardy. St Galls win Antrim.

[muppet]

The IRA will reform and announce a farewell tour and album.
Roy Keane will beat Laoislad in the final of Celebrity Bainisteoir.
Rory McIlroy will marry in secret, pictured exclusively on Hello magazine.
Radiohead will release an album that can only be downloaded using iPads in Antarctica.
Brian O'Driscoll will present The Late Late Show.
Joe Duffy will take over the Gerry Ryan Show from Ryan Tubridy.
Mary Harney will release her Autobiography - Stuck in the Corridors of power
Roy Keane will beat Laoislad in the final of Celebrity Bainisteoir.
An annoying Irish Newspaper will be wound up.

Did LL learn nothing from the first match? Roy tactically outwitted him twice?

T'was a game of two halves.