4 days until the start of the NFL, 6 days until the start of the rugby world cup

[Capt Pat]

  I won't know what to do with myself.

[AZOffaly]

I could say something, but I'd be in breach of at least 2 board rules

[Armaghgeddon]

I could say something, but I'd be in breach of at least 2 board rules

Male title that mister was dervied from and something you use to catch fish.

For some reason September is an exciting month. Rugby starts, back to uni, All Ireland football final.