MGHU Katie Middleton caption thread.

[laoislad]

Would ya stop ardal, I would roide here from here to Clifden and back if I got a chance.

Yeah me too..but in fairness that doesn't say much for her either.

[ardal]

Would ya stop ardal, I would roide here from here to Clifden and back if I got a chance.

Yeah me too..but in fairness that doesn't say much for her either.

I've given your opinions some consideration lads and I've looked at her again; face only. My conclusions are as follows:

Golden pages having listings for opticians and gay / lesbians helplines

How bad is the standard of women / animals / swamp creatures back home now?

Are my standards too high?

[laoislad]

I've given your opinions some consideration lads and I've looked at her again; face only. My conclusions are as follows:

Golden pages having listings for opticians and gay / lesbians helplines - I'll let ross4life know

How bad is the standard of women / animals / swamp creatures back home now? - Pretty bad in fairness apart from my woman and Tony Baloney's* woman

Are my standards too high? - Probably but nothing wrong with that in fairness,can I see a picture of your mot? She must be a cracker




*at least thats what Minder told me

[ardal]

I've given your opinions some consideration lads and I've looked at her again; face only. My conclusions are as follows:

Golden pages having listings for opticians and gay / lesbians helplines - I'll let ross4life know

How bad is the standard of women / animals / swamp creatures back home now? - Pretty bad in fairness apart from my woman and Tony Baloney's* woman

Are my standards too high? - Probably but nothing wrong with that in fairness,can I see a picture of your mot? She must be a cracker




*at least thats what Minder told me

ref last point. wouldn't want to tire your Pamela out by posting photo of mot

[Agent Orange]

Now thats what you call a Royal Entrance.

Id enter that by the tradesmans entrance.

[deiseach]

How bad is the standard of women / animals / swamp creatures back home now?

Are my standards too high?

I can understand people not thinking she's all that. But thinking she's actively ugly? Your standards are too high

[gallsman]

How bad is the standard of women / animals / swamp creatures back home now?

Are my standards too high?

I can understand people not thinking she's all that. But thinking she's actively ugly? Your standards are too high

As opposed to being passively ugly? 

[screenexile]

She's a complete weapon lads!

[deiseach]

I can understand people not thinking she's all that. But thinking she's actively ugly? Your standards are too high

As opposed to being passively ugly? 

Yeah, that doesn't make sense, does it? Just delete the 'actively'

[ardal]

I can understand people not thinking she's all that. But thinking she's actively ugly? Your standards are too high

As opposed to being passively ugly? 

Yeah, that doesn't make sense, does it? Just delete the 'actively'

You wrote it. So we all agree she's not a stunner.

Ref she's a weapon. What type?

I once fought off a band of scavenging savagers with only a dog turd as a weapon.Is this the type of weapon you mean

[deiseach]

You wrote it. So we all agree she's not a stunner.

No, we don't all agree. I think she is a stunner. Let me put it this way. If she is not up to standard, I'd hate to see what sub-standard looks like (cue the images)

[Minder]

I think she is a great bit of stuff.

[ardal]

Ok,

concentrate on above her shoulders.

Skin blemishes.

High cheek bones with no meat to support or fill out.

A nose that my pointer would be proud of.

A natural nose, roman nose,or plastic nose?

Dip her eyelids a bit, now think about what her eyebrows would look like

What's the name of that stuff they inject into peoples faces these days?

[deiseach]

You're entitled to your opinion and apart from her being too thin - could do with another couple of kilos - I don't agree with any of it

[ardal]

Poke her so, in years to come you can call her "mum"