You know you're getting older when...

[ONeill]

When you give up trying to thread a needle because it's impossible to focus.

[ziggysego]

When you give up trying to thread a needle because it's impossible to focus.

I've only threaded a needle once. My Mum passed it to me, after she give up trying, as she found it impossible to focus.

I found myself doing something odd as I was doing it. Stuck my tongue out the left side of my mouth.

[Square Ball]

When you give up trying to thread a needle because it's impossible to focus.

I've only threaded a needle once. My Mum passed it to me, after she give up trying, as she found it impossible to focus.

I found myself doing something odd as I was doing it. Stuck my tongue out the left side of my mouth.

Zig, i do that when concentrating, must be in the name mate.

[Milltown Row2]

When everytime you go for a ball in a match and get the slightest touch from a opposing player you let out a little yelp!!!!

Referees fall for it all the time, but I'm getting slightly embarrassed as I'm not doing it intentionally

[Doogie Browser]

You don't care what top/t-shirt you put on to go to the pub.

[Aerlik]

when you think you're in quare nick but end up getting pneumonia - and the doctor reminds you that you're not a spring chicken anymore.

the fellas you work with are younger than several of your nephews/nieces.

[pintsofguinness]

My last few visits to the doctors I'd my cholesterol and blood pressure checked.
They never use to do that.

[Oraisteach]

You're teaching children whose parents you once taught.

[Puckoon]

You're teaching children whose parents you once taught.

Has to be a clear winner there I think.

That IS old.

[FermGael]

Reminds me of what my old Head of department said to me when i first started.
Had a first year form class and she said to be
"Watch that one, i taught her Granny and she was a real bad one".
She retired later that year

[spuds]

You wonder if the skirts on the young ones down the pub are just that bit too short...

That's not getting to old, that's turning sides !

[rosnarun]

you this you have premature demntia but the doctors reassures you it's not premature

[ballinaman]

This thread is fair depressing......best of luck lads...

[flantheman82]

When everytime you go for a ball in a match and get the slightest touch from a opposing player you let out a little yelp!!!!

Referees fall for it all the time, but I'm getting slightly embarrassed as I'm not doing it intentionally

Not too sure about the little yelp there mr2. Seems more like a running commentary as to how you're being fouled and deserve a free!!

[Tony Baloney]

When you find yourself enjoying a Radio Ulster programme on "the bread man". Or any Radio Ulster programme.