US Masters 2010,Augusta National

[The Real Laoislad]

He is 100/1 to win it, dunno after that

[Minder]

Is Graeme McDowell in the masters field? If he is what price is he to top 5?

Edit. I decide to not be such a lazy hoor. Answer is a) Yes and b) 80/1 to win, quarter the odds 1-5.

Might be worth a tenner e/w.

Who is this "Graeme McDowell" you speak of ?

Surely you mean "G Mac" ?

[AZOffaly]

Is Graeme McDowell in the masters field? If he is what price is he to top 5?

Edit. I decide to not be such a lazy hoor. Answer is a) Yes and b) 80/1 to win, quarter the odds 1-5.

Might be worth a tenner e/w.

Who is this "Graeme McDowell" you speak of ?

Surely you mean "G Mac" ?

If he wins at 80 or 100 to 1 with my sneaky 10 e/w on him, he can call himself whatever he f*cking likes

Although I did think a GMac was a truck? I know he's a bit stocky, but that's over the top

[gerrykeegan]

I have few outside small bets on the exchanges John Senden, Chris Wood, and Ricky Barnes, hope to lay some of it off with a good first  round. KJ Justin Rose and JB are my main bets

[Orior]

Nobody's mentioned Poulter yet!

[Bogball XV]

I have few outside small bets on the exchanges John Senden, Chris Wood, and Ricky Barnes, hope to lay some of it off with a good first  round. KJ Justin Rose and JB are my main bets

JB?  Holmes?  Don't think he's in the field.

AZ you're wasting your tenner with Gmac - he's shown a marked inability to get the job done this last while, gets into contention and then very quickly right back out of it.  Right enough, Els was the same for a long time, though I reckon he'd shit himself too if he went close in Augusta again.

[sammymaguire]

JB Holmes is in the field and in great form, priced 80/1 with PP 

[gerrykeegan]

I have few outside small bets on the exchanges John Senden, Chris Wood, and Ricky Barnes, hope to lay some of it off with a good first  round. KJ Justin Rose and JB are my main bets

JB?  Holmes?  Don't think he's in the field.

AZ you're wasting your tenner with Gmac - he's shown a marked inability to get the job done this last while, gets into contention and then very quickly right back out of it.  Right enough, Els was the same for a long time, though I reckon he'd shit himself too if he went close in Augusta again.

He needed to be in the top 4 last weekend and didnt. Ross Fisher is my substitute

[The Real Laoislad]

I have few outside small bets on the exchanges John Senden, Chris Wood, and Ricky Barnes, hope to lay some of it off with a good first  round. KJ Justin Rose and JB are my main bets

JB?  Holmes?  Don't think he's in the field.

AZ you're wasting your tenner with Gmac - he's shown a marked inability to get the job done this last while, gets into contention and then very quickly right back out of it.  Right enough, Els was the same for a long time, though I reckon he'd shit himself too if he went close in Augusta again.

He needed to be in the top 4 last weekend and didnt. Ross Fisher is my substitute

He is still listed on the paddypower website as playing, he is 80/1

[Orior]

JB Holmes is in the field and in great form, priced 80/1 with PP 

I hope JB Holmes burns and dies. He gave his caddie a right good bollicking last Saturday cause the caddie game him the wrong yardage. If I had been his caddie I would have felt like saying "f**k you asshole!" and thrown his clubs in the lake.

On the other hand, its always nice to get paid.

But Holmes is an asshole. Chuck his clubs in the water.

On the other hand, its always nice to get paid.

But Holmes is a bad tempered shithead. Chuck his clubs in the water.

On the other hand, I get to go to the Augusta.

What would you do?

[The Real Laoislad]

JB Holmes is in the field and in great form, priced 80/1 with PP 

I hope JB Holmes burns and dies. He gave his caddie a right good bollicking last Saturday cause the caddie game him the wrong yardage. If I had been his caddie I would have felt like saying "f**k you asshole!" and thrown his clubs in the lake.

On the other hand, its always nice to get paid.

But Holmes is an asshole. Chuck his clubs in the water.

On the other hand, its always nice to get paid.

But Holmes is a bad tempered shithead. Chuck his clubs in the water.

On the other hand, I get to go to the Augusta.

What would you do?

Don't see the problem,the caddie is paid rather well to do his job,that shot could have cost him a few hundred thousand,how hard is it to get the yardage right?

I would have chucked the caddie into the water

[stew]

JB Holmes is in the field and in great form, priced 80/1 with PP 

I hope JB Holmes burns and dies. He gave his caddie a right good bollicking last Saturday cause the caddie game him the wrong yardage. If I had been his caddie I would have felt like saying "f**k you asshole!" and thrown his clubs in the lake.

On the other hand, its always nice to get paid.

But Holmes is an asshole. Chuck his clubs in the water.

On the other hand, its always nice to get paid.

But Holmes is a bad tempered shithead. Chuck his clubs in the water.

On the other hand, I get to go to the Augusta.

What would you do?

Don't see the problem,the caddie is paid rather well to do his job,that shot could have cost him a few hundred thousand,how hard is it to get the yardage right?

I would have chucked the caddie into the water

You are the real Laoislad alrite.

The caddie made a mistake, it happens, imagine being Ian Woosnam and having your cadie fcuk up at a major by having an extra club in the bag, he even let that go by giving the guy another chance only for him to feck up a while later by sleeping in and woosie was running like a madman semi clothed to the tee box only to be late anyway.

Oh yeah, he got roaded after the second incident and quite rightly too.

[AZOffaly]

That reminds me of the Bernard Langer story about yardage.

Langer to caddy "How far from Sprinkler head to pin?"

Caddy '173 yards'

Langer 'Is that from front of sprinkler head or back of sprinkler head?'.


I'd say if you got your yardage wrong with Bernard Langer, he'd have you executed.

[gerrykeegan]

JB Holmes is in the field and in great form, priced 80/1 with PP 

I hope JB Holmes burns and dies. He gave his caddie a right good bollicking last Saturday cause the caddie game him the wrong yardage. If I had been his caddie I would have felt like saying "f**k you asshole!" and thrown his clubs in the lake.

On the other hand, its always nice to get paid.

But Holmes is an asshole. Chuck his clubs in the water.

On the other hand, its always nice to get paid.

But Holmes is a bad tempered shithead. Chuck his clubs in the water.

On the other hand, I get to go to the Augusta.

What would you do?

Don't see the problem,the caddie is paid rather well to do his job,that shot could have cost him a few hundred thousand,how hard is it to get the yardage right?

I would have chucked the caddie into the water

You are the real Laoislad alrite.

The caddie made a mistake, it happens, imagine being Ian Woosnam and having your cadie fcuk up at a major by having an extra club in the bag, he even let that go by giving the guy another chance only for him to feck up a while later by sleeping in and woosie was running like a madman semi clothed to the tee box only to be late anyway.

Oh yeah, he got roaded after the second incident and quite rightly too.

Reading up about it, I don't think the caddie made a mistake at all, JB admitted afterwards he took on a shot out of the bunker that he shouldn't have. Thats what pissed him off. I remember at the time the golf channel said it was his caddie giving them him the wrong yardage, think they were just making it up.

[Hedley Lamarr]

Guys you have all gone very quiet....the countdown is on....Westwood may be hitting form at the right time and wouldn't mind him winning. I've met him a few times and he is very down to earth.
Hope to be home in time to see all the action.

Happy punting everyone.