Death

[Olly]

I think I'd like to die between the ages of 72 and 78 in my sleep with a massive heart attack. Even being run over flat by a train or bus would be a good way to go.

Does anyone have a vision of how they would like to die and when?

[longrunsthefox]

 I know of a local man died in the saddle with a lady of the night... so they say anyway.

[Master Yoda]

I know of a local man died in the saddle with a lady of the night... so they say anyway.

That would be as good away as any to go but the wife wouldn't be too happy.

[Yes I Would]

Occasionally have a dream about my own wake, and can see myself as i now am in the coffin..
Freaked me out bit the first time, but interesting to note who was and wasnt there

Have to be as painless as possible for me.

[Canalman]

Dying suddenly with all kids having reached adulthood would do me fine. Burying a child for a parent must be so hard.
To be fussy I wouldn't mind maybe a couple of months warning to say goodbyes and sort out affairs.

[ziggysego]

Occasionally have a dream about my own wake, and can see myself as i now am in the coffin..
Freaked me out bit the first time, but interesting to note who was and wasnt there

Have to be as painless as possible for me.

I've had that dream several, so life-like (so-to-speak) Scares the Bejaysus out of me!!

As for dying, I'd like to die doing something heroic. Saving a kid from being run over or something. Just so people can say that even though I was a bit of a bollocks in life, he wasn't bad at the end.

[Olly]

Dying suddenly with all kids having reached adulthood would do me fine. Burying a child for a parent must be so hard.
To be fussy I wouldn't mind maybe a couple of months warning to say goodbyes and sort out affairs.

It's a bit digusting that you see having affairs as being a normal thing to do and to sort out. It would do you good to bleed for a year you immoral human.

[ziggysego]

Dying suddenly with all kids having reached adulthood would do me fine. Burying a child for a parent must be so hard.
To be fussy I wouldn't mind maybe a couple of months warning to say goodbyes and sort out affairs.

It's a bit digusting that you see having affairs as being a normal thing to do and to sort out. It would do you good to bleed for a year you immoral human.

Er.. you're kidding aren't you...

[Olly]

What? Have we become so brain washed by John Terry, Tiger Woods and Ashley Cole that we now just accept affairs as being part of the normal way to journey to the grave?

[longrunsthefox]

It sounds like he is serious Zigster   ... he mightn't be the sharpest pencil in the box 

[ziggysego]

What? Have we become so brain washed by John Terry, Tiger Woods and Ashley Cole that we now just accept affairs as being part of the normal way to journey to the grave?

He doesn't mean affairs as in 'bits on the side'.

[Olly]

Apologies.I just realised that as I read the previous post. Apology to canalman. 

[tyrone girl]

Wtf - he was obviously taking the piss. He didnt think for one min that affairs meant the other kind of affairs 

[Doogie Browser]

Jesus Ziggy 

[longrunsthefox]

Apologies.I just realised that as I read the previous post. Apology to canalman.

He did think it was affairs of playing away from home...   ... I think... Jees! I dread to think what April Fools Day will be like on this board.