Shit did I just say that

Started by dundrumite, February 14, 2010, 12:18:18 PM

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Geoff Tipps

Quotehe was speeding off because his face was purple with embarrassment, imagine if someone called your girlfriend/wife a man.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh now I see!! I thought a couple of koreans had stolen his van or something!

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Bensars

The  peurto rican lad working for him had good english !

Why did he take his wife to work in the work Van, Mannix ?

I dont get it

full back

I thought a man & woman stole his van as well.
Was wondering how he figured out the woman was Korean.

Seems to be one of them stories where you just had to be there


illdecide

Quote from: full back on February 16, 2010, 03:30:15 PM
I thought a man & woman stole his van as well.
Was wondering how he figured out the woman was Korean.

Seems to be one of them stories where you just had to be there

FFS Full back get with it saan...smell the coffee saan :D
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ziggysego

My Dad was telling me about an eejit I made of myself in London one time on the Underground. I was only 3 or 4 at the time and these two blackmen came onto the train and sat opposite my Dad and I. I never seen anything like this before and turned to my said and out loud "Look at them Daddy, them two got burned black in a fire"  :-[
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Zapatista

Quote from: Bensars on February 16, 2010, 03:29:04 PM
The  peurto rican lad working for him had good english !

Why did he take his wife to work in the work Van, Mannix ?

I dont get it

I thought Mannix translated it and the original story happened in spanish (or maybe korean)?

full back

Quote from: ziggysego on February 16, 2010, 03:35:40 PM
My Dad was telling me about an eejit I made of myself in London one time on the Underground. I was only 3 or 4 at the time and these two blackmen came onto the train and sat opposite my Dad and I. I never seen anything like this before and turned to my said and out loud "Look at them Daddy, them two got burned black in a fire"  :-[

I have to say I think you just made that story up ziggy




Quote from: illdecide on February 16, 2010, 03:33:06 PM
Quote from: full back on February 16, 2010, 03:30:15 PM
I thought a man & woman stole his van as well.
Was wondering how he figured out the woman was Korean.

Seems to be one of them stories where you just had to be there

FFS Full back get with it saan...smell the coffee saan :D


I get it now  :D
Bit slow on the uptake  :-[

Zapatista

Quote from: ziggysego on February 16, 2010, 03:35:40 PM
My Dad was telling me about an eejit I made of myself in London one time on the Underground. I was only 3 or 4 at the time and these two blackmen came onto the train and sat opposite my Dad and I. I never seen anything like this before and turned to my said and out loud "Look at them Daddy, them two got burned black in a fire"  :-[


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We're they OK?

ziggysego

Believe it full back, it's true.

Zap, yeah they didn't take offense. They knew I was a bit thick in the head and from Tyrone.
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Zapatista

Quote from: ziggysego on February 16, 2010, 03:45:54 PM
Believe it full back, it's true.

Zap, yeah they didn't take offense. They knew I was a bit thick in the head and from Tyrone.

That's not what I meant, were the burns severe?

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ziggysego

Quote from: Zapatista on February 16, 2010, 03:48:26 PM
Quote from: ziggysego on February 16, 2010, 03:45:54 PM
Believe it full back, it's true.

Zap, yeah they didn't take offense. They knew I was a bit thick in the head and from Tyrone.

That's not what I meant, were the burns severe?

I know what you meant sir  :P
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Bensars

Quote from: ziggysego on February 16, 2010, 03:35:40 PM
My Dad was telling me about an eejit I made of myself in London one time on the Underground. I was only 3 or 4 at the time and these two blackmen came onto the train and sat opposite my Dad and I. I never seen anything like this before and turned to my said and out loud "Look at them Daddy, them two got burned black in a fire"  :-[

So, in your time in London, you hadnt seen any blackmen on the street or on your way into the tubestation until you sat in the tube ? ?


ziggysego

Quote from: Bensars on February 16, 2010, 03:54:46 PM
Quote from: ziggysego on February 16, 2010, 03:35:40 PM
My Dad was telling me about an eejit I made of myself in London one time on the Underground. I was only 3 or 4 at the time and these two blackmen came onto the train and sat opposite my Dad and I. I never seen anything like this before and turned to my said and out loud "Look at them Daddy, them two got burned black in a fire"  :-[

So, in your time in London, you hadnt seen any blackmen on the street or on your way into the tubestation until you sat in the tube ? ?

Can't say. I've no memory of the event. Just going by what my father was telling. He could have been feeding me a load of bull though.
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