It's a woman's world

[longrunsthefox]

I suppose this will be seen as funny where fatty kills skinny but if it was a man done it to a woman...big time jail term. Like Tigger Woods wife busts his face for seeing other women no action taken but other way around... would be condemned and a trip to the slammer.
It's a woman's world folks...

Fatty kills Skinny
An obese Cleveland woman accused of killing her very slim boyfriend by sitting on him, has been sentenced to only three years probation for taking his life last summer.
According to reports, Mia Landingham, who is believed to be 300 pounds, and the victim Mikal Middleton-Bey, who weighed 120 pounds, had a history of domestic abuse. The couple shared three children together. After an altercation, Landingham sat on him–using her incredible weight to crush him. The victim died by suffocation.
"I just want to say that I am sincerely sorry about this situation," Landingham told the courtroom during her sentencing on Wednesday. "I wish I could take it back."
The suspect, who pleaded guilty to involuntary manslaughter and had no previous criminal record, was sentenced to three years probation and 100 hours community service.
The victim's family is disappointed with the outcome, "So basically you can say that I can go sit on somebody and get probation? I feel there wasn't no justice. My brother's gone and all she get is three years probation."

[Orior]

I knew it was time to change my girlfriend for a newer model when I asked her to sit on my face and I couldnt hear the stereo.


(Stereo? Just how old is that joke)

[longrunsthefox]

I remember that Billy Connolly line way back in late 70s... "how can I tell you I love you when you're sitting on my face?".. he was way ahead of his time.. 

[Puckoon]

I cant get over you til you get out from under him.