Punishment time for hamster heater

longrunsthefox · January 09, 2010, 06:10:20 PM

This is a bad one but opportunity for Pints-Ardmhacaabu-Stew and others to let off some steam... you know,'lock him up for life-wrap him in barbed wire' etc...

A teenager has admitted cooking a hamster in a microwave.
The 16-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons, pleaded guilty to one count of causing unnecessary suffering to an animal at a hearing at Kettering Magistrates Court today, the RSPCA confirmed.
A spokeswoman said the teenager, from Corby, Northamptonshire, will be sentenced at Kettering Magistrates Court on February 5.

Me first... He should have a hot poker rammed up his hole by the cold side and we watch as he burns the hands of himself trying to pull it out...

pintsofguinness · January 09, 2010, 06:12:11 PM

I'm surprised you don't think he's a hero.

longrunsthefox · January 09, 2010, 06:15:32 PM

Why would I think he's a hero doing something as cruel as that?

Galwaybhoy · January 09, 2010, 06:52:59 PM

A pure bollox, deserves a good belting for that. Some people are beyond cruel. I suppose though he will get off with a slap on the wrist.

Minder · January 09, 2010, 06:55:34 PM

I am quite sure he could be rehabilitated and then perhaps teach others not to put hamsters in microwaves..........

Dakota · January 09, 2010, 07:15:33 PM

Thats a class story,there are a few cats around my area that i could do that too

muppet · January 09, 2010, 07:16:29 PM

He should be sentenced to a year in a cell with Iris Robinson.

down6061689194 · January 09, 2010, 07:17:42 PM

Really, who gives a shite.

Iran are developing Nukes, NI politics is in reverse gear, terror is rife in the world, including a bomb in our country, but dont worry about that, christ sake, theres a Hamster in a microwave.

stew · January 09, 2010, 08:34:37 PM

Quote from: down6061689194 on January 09, 2010, 07:17:42 PM
Really, who gives a shite.

Iran are developing Nukes, NI politics is in reverse gear, terror is rife in the world, including a bomb in our country, but dont worry about that, christ sake, theres a Hamster in a microwave.

Yep, we should forget everything else that is going on in the world except for the above.

I would say six months would be a fitting punishment.

ziggysego · January 09, 2010, 08:44:48 PM

Quote from: down6061689194 on January 09, 2010, 07:17:42 PM
Really, who gives a shite.

Iran are developing Nukes, NI politics is in reverse gear, terror is rife in the world, including a bomb in our country, but dont worry about that, christ sake, theres a Hamster in a microwave.

From small things, big things fester.

Anyone no-one is equating the hamster to Iran, NI, world terror, etc..