The Pope Knocked Over

Started by Square Ball, December 24, 2009, 10:05:09 PM

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Square Ball

December 24, 2009, 10:05:09 PM
Breaking News. more to follow
Hospitals are not equipped to treat stupid

Gaffer

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December 24, 2009, 10:06:08 PM
He s OK though. Went on to say Mass
"Well ! Well ! Well !  If it ain't the Smoker !!!"

Archie Mitchell

#2
December 24, 2009, 10:08:09 PM
Police saying she was mentally unstable. Another Bishop in hospital though.

Square Ball

#3
December 24, 2009, 10:08:32 PM
a deranged woman knocked him to the ground, a cardinal is in hospital as well
Hospitals are not equipped to treat stupid

Fear ón Srath Bán

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December 24, 2009, 10:14:12 PM
Quote from: Square Ball on December 24, 2009, 10:08:32 PM
a deranged woman knocked him to the ground...

Wouldn't have thought Thatcher had the energy these days.
Carlsberg don't do Gombeenocracies, but by jaysus if they did...

Minder

#5
December 24, 2009, 10:16:04 PM
Quote from: Fear ón Srath Bán on December 24, 2009, 10:14:12 PM
Quote from: Square Ball on December 24, 2009, 10:08:32 PM
a deranged woman knocked him to the ground...

Wouldn't have thought Thatcher had the energy these days.

Hopefully whatever energy she has drains from her at a rate of knots.
"When it's too tough for them, it's just right for us"

Square Ball

#6
December 24, 2009, 10:19:19 PM
Quote from: Minder on December 24, 2009, 10:16:04 PM
Quote from: Fear ón Srath Bán on December 24, 2009, 10:14:12 PM
Quote from: Square Ball on December 24, 2009, 10:08:32 PM
a deranged woman knocked him to the ground...

Wouldn't have thought Thatcher had the energy these days.

Hopefully whatever energy she has drains from her at a rate of knots.

Nah mate, a long and painful one is needed, but she is in league with the devil so I doubt it
Hospitals are not equipped to treat stupid

Minder

#7
December 24, 2009, 10:21:47 PM
Quote from: Square Ball on December 24, 2009, 10:19:19 PM
Quote from: Minder on December 24, 2009, 10:16:04 PM
Quote from: Fear ón Srath Bán on December 24, 2009, 10:14:12 PM
Quote from: Square Ball on December 24, 2009, 10:08:32 PM
a deranged woman knocked him to the ground...

Wouldn't have thought Thatcher had the energy these days.

Hopefully whatever energy she has drains from her at a rate of knots.

Nah mate, a long and painful one is needed, but she is in league with the devil so I doubt it


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"When it's too tough for them, it's just right for us"

Hurler on the Bitch

#8
December 24, 2009, 10:26:24 PM
"Menrally Deranged Woman" - Feckin Iris Robinson at her work again!

Fiodoir Ard Mhacha

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December 25, 2009, 10:37:51 AM
Quote from: Hurler on the Bitch on December 24, 2009, 10:26:24 PM
"Menrally Deranged Woman" - Feckin Iris Robinson at her work again!

Aye, men rallys do annoy Iris
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Yes, they're sensitive to questions!"

orangeman

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December 25, 2009, 01:12:36 PM
The cardinal broke his hip in the whole handling. Must have caught his legs in the vestments.

Celt_Man

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December 25, 2009, 01:51:47 PM
Quote from: Fear ón Srath Bán on December 24, 2009, 10:14:12 PM
Quote from: Square Ball on December 24, 2009, 10:08:32 PM
a deranged woman knocked him to the ground...

Wouldn't have thought Thatcher had the energy these days.

:D :D
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Myles Na G.

#12
December 25, 2009, 04:59:31 PM
Same woman who tried to knock him over last year, according to the reports. Looking at the video clips, it looks like she was wearing the same bright red coat on each occasion. Does the Vatican not employ people to spot potential assailants? If it does, then I'd guess 'mad girl in bright red gear who charges at the pope annually' should come under the penalty kick category.

stew

#13
December 25, 2009, 06:15:17 PM
Quote from: Myles Na G. on December 25, 2009, 04:59:31 PM
Same woman who tried to knock him over last year, according to the reports. Looking at the video clips, it looks like she was wearing the same bright red coat on each occasion. Does the Vatican not employ people to spot potential assailants? If it does, then I'd guess 'mad girl in bright red gear who charges at the pope annually' should come under the penalty kick category.

You would think so, he is lucky he is not brown bread.
Armagh, the one true love of a mans life.

orangeman

#14
December 25, 2009, 07:50:42 PM
Quote from: Myles Na G. on December 25, 2009, 04:59:31 PM
Same woman who tried to knock him over last year, according to the reports. Looking at the video clips, it looks like she was wearing the same bright red coat on each occasion. Does the Vatican not employ people to spot potential assailants? If it does, then I'd guess 'mad girl in bright red gear who charges at the pope annually' should come under the penalty kick category.


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