A man with balls... or not

[longrunsthefox]

Colombian farmer castrates himself.
It is a man's worst nightmare but for Colombian farmer Luis Alfonso Sanchez it seemed the logical thing to do.
The forty year old decided to castrate himself to avoid cheating on his wife who refused to have sex with him.
Mr Sanchez had performed the act on many of his animals in the past and believed the procedure would be as easy for him saying: "I've castrated pigs, cats, dogs and three days later they are healed.I thought that's what it was going to be like with me. I had practice with animals, so I went ahead, put some pressure on it, and cut them to remove them by force!"
"When I saw that I could no longer count on her (his wife), so that I would't keep bothering her, I made the decision to cut my testicles off because I am a Christian and did not want to go look for another (partner)."
The man is being treated at Santander Hospital where Dr. Javier Martinez said he is still healing: "He still has an escroto-penial hematoma. He's been looked at by the urology department, and they found a complete absence of the testicles."
According to doctors, Sanchez's wounds have become infected.

It took balls to do that... let the quips begin 

[TacadoirArdMhacha]

Don't believe that story at all. The whole things a load of bollocks.

[muppet]

Don't believe that story at all. The whole things a load of bollocks.

Sound nuts to me.

[screenmachine]

What an absolute ballbag...

[ziggysego]

He should have taken the bull by the horn

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

I bet his wife probably got all wet over his gesture, but now his unable to anything about it.

[EC Unique]

That story just doesn't stand up!

[redhugh]

Jeez he must have been knackered after that!His intentions were honourable though - he sounds like an upstanding member of the community....or maybe not any more.

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

Christ a w**k would have been less painful