A Commentators Dream or Nightmare ?

[Hoof Hearted]

FW: http://www.teamtalk.com/football/story/0,16368,1774_5614214,00.html

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[redhugh]

I was eating my lunch while reading this - laughed so hard I now have a seed from a granary bap stuck up the back of  ;my nose. Priceless.

[johnneycool]

Just as well Julian Dicks has long since retired

[muppet]

Here is a website called throw a tomato at Robert Fuchs

Apparently he is a footballer.

Imagine if he was marking ...eh picking up....detailed to look after.....eh told to shadow.....the right honourable footballer mentioned in the OP.

[whiskeysteve]

Just as well Julian Dicks has long since retired