If you were a boxer

[illdecide]

There have been a number of boxing events recently organised for both charity and for club/county fund raisers and i have seen guys in the local papers with their boxing nicknames printed below their pictures...

My question to you guys is: if you were a boxer what nickname would you pick for yourself and when entering the ring and what song would you want played

Nickname = Mr T
Song       = The A Team (of course)

[ONeill]

Name: Pat

Song: The theme to The Angelus.

[leenie]

Name .. The Leeniator!

Tune.... don't stop me now (queen)

[illdecide]

Ach c'mon folks i need some idea's here and if someone comes up with the right one it will be used soon in a big fight night...

[Orior]

Name: Orrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Tune: The Birdie song

[Galwaybhoy]

Nickname: Reflection of Perfection

Song: Remember the Name- Fort Minor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEyWkOiVbHA

[full back]

Rather than take the p1ss I will give you a decent suggestion

Name: 'The Lurgan Lip'

Song: The instrumental version or the beginning of 'Two Tribes' from Frankie Goes To Hollywood

[illdecide]

ill have to find a site (if one exists) and see what the pro boxers take for nicknames and what their fav song parading to the ring is...

The music out of the omen would be good or something similar maybe try and scare the feck out of your opponent

[EC Unique]

I would want to shag this minx

[man in black]

Mine would be - all kinds of everything - the daniel o donnell version

[whiskeysteve]

Jaysus, where to start?

Nickname: 'Disrespectful'

Song: Pat Benatar - Hit Me With Your Best Shot

or

Nickname: 'The Anal Assassin'

Song: Culture Club - Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?

or

Name: Pat 'The Milkman' Mustard (press conference slogan: "You'd have to get up very early in the morning to catch me!"). Also carry a couple of milk bottles for your entrance.

Song: Syd Dale - Penthouse Suite (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrHHzEyu8yo)

[lowball]

Where's your event in?

Name: "Twinkle Toes" or "The Hammer"

Song: The Karoke Kid theme is good, it's on a TV ad at the minute.
or
Boy George -  Do you really want to hurt me.
or
Wet, Wet, Wet - Love is all around

[fingerbob]

Oasis- f**king in the bushes would be an amazin song to go walk into the ring too. It's the song from the fight scene in snatch, suprised I've never seena  boxer use it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQTuxBwLB50&feature=related

[downtown]

You fighting in the county board fund raising in the hotel, 10 Oct??? Much training done?

[fitzroyalty]

"Lights out"

with the following as your entrance music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSYYEDXaGo0