On the toilet on the phone??

[norabeag]

Noy a good place to use a mobile, my daughter dropped her ph down the loo, not once, but twice. Stupidpity must run in the family

cant drop it down the toilet if you're sitting on it.

What size is your arse?

[Treasurer]

Lost one down the toilet myself once - never even missed it until about 3 hours later - still can't figure out how it fell in unnoticed.

[pintsofguinness]

Noy a good place to use a mobile, my daughter dropped her ph down the loo, not once, but twice. Stupidpity must run in the family

cant drop it down the toilet if you're sitting on it.

What size is your arse?

Bigger than a childs arse! What size of a toilet bowl have you?

[thejuice]

When I was working in logistics, there was a lad we used to call to do quick delivery runs fedex type things you know. Every time I'd call him to drop something off, he would be in the middle of "dropping something off" and soon followed by a "hang on a sec" *FLUSH* before continuing the conversation. Was a good laugh at the time, sometimes put it on loud speaker for the rest of the office to hear.

[dillinger]

Noy a good place to use a mobile, my daughter dropped her ph down the loo, not once, but twice. Stupidpity must run in the family

cant drop it down the toilet if you're sitting on it.

What size is your arse?

She was texting, guess her arse is not as big as mine, must have been room!!

[Tony Baloney]

I was on a customer telecon once and the bloke on the other end was blatantly having a slash whilst on speakerphone! We had to mute our end for everyone to get the laughing over before we could speak again!

[Silky]

Do it all the time.

[Farrandeelin]

Anybody else ever do a No.1 while standing in the shower?

[SidelineKick]

Anybody else ever do a No.1 while standing in the shower?

F**k sake I just bust out laughin' in work.

Of course I do.

The question is, anybody ever do a No.2 while standing in the shower?

[Archie Mitchell]

I know a lad who once washed his ass in the sink of his mates house.

[Ellie84]

I know a lad who once washed his ass in the sink of his mates house.

do boys regularly wash their ass? (bar being in the shower/bath) 

[Archie Mitchell]

I know a lad who once washed his ass in the sink of his mates house.

do boys regularly wash their ass? (bar being in the shower/bath) 

Not when you consider he brought a chair in with him, put his feet on it while lowering his ass into the sink. All this was done with the door open for all to see.

Do girls usually wash their ass ?

[SidelineKick]

I know a lad who once washed his ass in the sink of his mates house.

do boys regularly wash their ass? (bar being in the shower/bath) 

Not when you consider he brought a chair in with him, put his feet on it while lowering his ass into the sink. All this was done with the door open for all to see.

Do girls usually wash their ass ?

Whoever this fella was, I'm sure its not as straightforward as you're making out Archie.  The poor felle probably had a valid reason for doing what he did.

[GalwayBayBoy]

Was on the phone to a fella tonight and he decided to go to the toilet (a number 1!!) while he was talking to me...I was not happy...just wondering is this typical male behaviour???!!!

Who said men couldn't multitask?

[tyrone girl]

I know a lad who once washed his ass in the sink of his mates house.

do boys regularly wash their ass? (bar being in the shower/bath) 

Not when you consider he brought a chair in with him, put his feet on it while lowering his ass into the sink. All this was done with the door open for all to see.

Do girls usually wash their ass ?

Such a conversation about washing ur ass , jesus does it not get washed enough in the shower or should there be seperate part of the day now for ass cleaning also