gutter journalism

Started by dodgy umpire, August 05, 2009, 01:18:30 PM

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dodgy umpire

The Boys in Red and Black are back

pintsofguinness

f**k me, you'd think that was a piss take.
Which one of you bitches wants to dance?

blewuporstuffed

probably the most biased, uninformed piece of rubbish i have ever read.
i'm not sure whether to take it seriously or not pints! ???
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either

dodgy umpire

read the rest of the articles if you fancy a laugh! willie frazers summer project
The Boys in Red and Black are back

blewuporstuffed

looking through their other articles, its not hard to see what their  agenda is!
not sure why it is called Daily Ireland right nuf  :-\
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either

orangeman


dodgy umpire

Quote from: blewuporstuffed on August 05, 2009, 01:27:17 PM
looking through their other articles, its not hard to see what their  agenda is!
not sure why it is called Daily Ireland right nuf  :-\

its ironic. my da was 6ft 2 in 3rd year at school and his nickname was "Tiny". same idea
The Boys in Red and Black are back

Tony Baloney

Take a look at the other articles on the news page and it's quite obvious what their "slant" is!

Chief Journalist: Willie Frazer
News Editor: Jim Allister

TacadoirArdMhacha

Quote"It is bad enough when the students are living in the halls (student residential halls for Queen's University) and wearing GAA and Celtic tops. I can't even go to the shop without running into them, and they are generally very intimidating with their boisterous behaviour,

Amazing how bigoted some people really are.

QuoteThousands of revellers also head to the area on a nightly basis, and the place is incredibly busy every Friday and Saturday night at three clubs, all under the glare of the unwelcome flags. The "Bot" (Botanic Inn), The "Eg" (Eglantine Inn), and the Wellington Park Hotel all attract people from a range of cultures, religions, races, right across the spectrum,

Right enough I've been hearing nothing but complaints from people in the Bot about them Antrim flags (I think I've maybe noticed 1 at the junction with the Malon Road and Balmoral Avenue). Of course the Antrim flag behind the bar at the Bot isn't bothering them at all.

This article is actually so pathetic its laughable.
As I dream about movies they won't make of me when I'm dead

Evil Genius

Quote from: dodgy umpire on August 05, 2009, 01:26:18 PM
read the rest of the articles if you fancy a laugh!
Absolutely.

Weapons find proves to be water pistols and spud guns, which fell from some kid's backpack - hilarious:
http://www.quincey.info/dailyireland/?p=133

Anniversary of mass murder too insignificant to be worth investigating - I suppose old jokes just lose their fun, sometimes:
http://www.quincey.info/dailyireland/?p=127

Another sectarian attack on an Orange Hall - just kids having a laugh:
http://www.quincey.info/dailyireland/?p=118

Local residents get concerned by activities at the premises of a purely sporting organisation - some geg, I can tell you:
http://www.quincey.info/dailyireland/?p=114

Four hundred Republican attacks in 2 years - sure the "Irish News" is just the local version of VIZ...
http://www.quincey.info/dailyireland/?p=96

Since only loyalists attack immigrants, these incidents can only be an example of "local craic", meant to make newcomers feel at home:
http://www.quincey.info/dailyireland/?p=82

Banking is quiet these days, so this must be some kind of joke dreamt up during a lull:
http://www.quincey.info/dailyireland/?p=65

And these pics have to be photoshopped:
http://www.quincey.info/dailyireland/?p=58

Lorry Driver unwilling to lend his lorry for a float in the local carnival parade? Some people have no sense of humour:
http://www.quincey.info/dailyireland/?p=54

I would have gone beyond the front page to see if I could find any more such jolly craicsterdom, but this last week's events alone provided more mirth than my poor ribs could take...  ::)
"If you come in here again, you'd better bring guns"
"We don't need guns"
"Yes you fuckin' do"

maxpower

Shocking stuff, when did this ethnic cleansing of protestants take place in my own village of Dunloy and nearby Rasharkin.
What happens next????

SidelineKick

There is absolutely no way that could be a serious article!
"If you want to box, say you want to box and we'll box"

Reported.

Evil Genius

Quote from: maxpower on August 05, 2009, 02:01:45 PM
Shocking stuff, when did this ethnic cleansing of protestants take place in my own village of Dunloy and nearby Rasharkin.
You might not have heard too much about the sectarian attacks in Rasharkin, since the media seem curiously reluctant to report it. Perhaps they cannot quite believe that Catholics would ever do such a thing?

As for Dunloy, can you tell me how much higher the Protestant population is since the last Census?

Demography
The population of Dunloy on Census day (29th April 2001) was 1071 people. The demographic characteristics of the people living in Dunloy was as follows:

   * 31.4% were aged under 16 years;
   * 11.1% were aged 60 and over;
   * the average age was 30.7 years (NI average age 35.8 years);
   * 48.7% of the population were male and 51.3% were female;
   * 97.1% were from a Catholic Community Background;
   * 2.9% were from a 'Protestant and Other Christian (including Christian related)' Community Background;
   * 2.5% were born outside Northern Ireland; and
   * 0.0% were from an ethnic group other than white.
   * 2.9% of people aged 16-74 were unemployed.
http://www.ninis.nisra.gov.uk/mapxtreme_towns/report.asp?SettlementName=Dunloy&bandName=Village
"If you come in here again, you'd better bring guns"
"We don't need guns"
"Yes you fuckin' do"

Maximus Marillius

Whats the catholic population of Dervock FFS, we could all put up stats to back up our arguements on this issue

blewuporstuffed

Quote from: SidelineKick on August 05, 2009, 02:12:42 PM
There is absolutely no way that could be a serious article!
the whole thing reads like an episode of 'Brass Eye'
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either