The 'Its not you its me' thread

[blewuporstuffed]

were did you find that page longballs,you should post your method up on it 

[the colonel]

i went on a couple of dates with a girl over the last couple of weeks but after her sending me a few texts without me getting a chance to reply,  I sent her a text last night saying i didnt see anything happening between us, so she replied saying 'either did I, was just being friendly'

No harm to the girl but if she had been a bit more friendly there would be no problem!

[illdecide]

"Take your face for a walk bitch"

[Maiden1]

Some classics ..

I have to find myself.
You deserve someone better.
i just dont want to be in a relationship right now, but if i did it would be with you.
You never know what the future may hold but for now, I need to be alone.
I need to work on myself. I can't be in love with you if I don't love myself.
I feel we have grownapart, also it smells like something has crawled up your beaver and died... ;-)
its not u its me. i hate u. i just cant stand annoying people. and im not asking u to change im asking u to go away.
I've decided it's time to move on. I will always care about you, but I have my wife and kids to think of.
I realized that i like you more as a (brother/sister) .
You look fat in those jeans.
I no longer see the 'promise' i once did.

[deiseach]

I've decided it's time to move on. I will always care about you, but I have my wife and kids to think of.

[fitzroyalty]

"Take your face for a walk bitch"

With all your expeeeeince of rejection i would have thought you'd have heard a lot more

[leenie]

it is you, its certainly not me........ good luck with everything though 

[ziggysego]

You're too tall...

[saffron sam2]

Not a line as such, but you could accidently let her find texts from "Mark" on your phone.

[leenie]

"I could have easily have married you....maybe if we're still single in five years..."


It's been over a while now, and last weekend I 'moved-on'."

"This isn't easy and neither are you...I'm breaking up with you"

You're an investment with no return."

I think you love me more than I love you."

I don't want the responsability of someone else's happiness.".......... classic !

We don't make each other happy, is that what you want to hear?"

and the best

man = you're just not marriage material !

[leenie]

they are just some i have stored up in case i need them   


one i am most likely to hear...

leenie, you're just not marriage material......            phew!

[longball]

Id safely say leenie is the person most likely to hear all of the above statements.

she gets dumped quicker than a turd after a spicy curry

[leenie]

 

you "know" me so well..............

[longball]

Full back have you gotten any ideas from this thread yet?

[illdecide]

I took the beer goggles off and discovered your rotten so f**k off you pig...oink oink