Brillant Scam

Started by bingobus, June 10, 2009, 04:16:46 PM

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muppet

Quote from: The Watcher Pat on June 11, 2009, 07:15:14 PM
Was only trying to explain it to someone else...If you read the thread i caught on last nite!

You got a Bravo.
MWWSI 2017

pintsofguinness

Quote from: The Real Laoislad on June 11, 2009, 07:12:50 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on June 11, 2009, 07:06:57 PM
I dont understand how no one in the factory queried that no one ever won the wages.

Who said they didn't?
why did they keep paying him the money if no one was winning? Did you say this factory was in laois?
Which one of you bitches wants to dance?

The Real Laoislad

Quote from: pintsofguinness on June 11, 2009, 07:19:08 PM
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on June 11, 2009, 07:12:50 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on June 11, 2009, 07:06:57 PM
I dont understand how no one in the factory queried that no one ever won the wages.

Who said they didn't?
why did they keep paying him the money if no one was winning? Did you say this factory was in laois?

I mean who said they didn't win ?
You'll Never Walk Alone.

pintsofguinness

Quote from: The Real Laoislad on June 11, 2009, 07:19:58 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on June 11, 2009, 07:19:08 PM
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on June 11, 2009, 07:12:50 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on June 11, 2009, 07:06:57 PM
I dont understand how no one in the factory queried that no one ever won the wages.

Who said they didn't?
why did they keep paying him the money if no one was winning? Did you say this factory was in laois?

I mean who said they didn't win ?

I dont understand were all the money was coming from.
Which one of you bitches wants to dance?

The Real Laoislad

Quote from: pintsofguinness on June 11, 2009, 07:21:51 PM
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on June 11, 2009, 07:19:58 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on June 11, 2009, 07:19:08 PM
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on June 11, 2009, 07:12:50 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on June 11, 2009, 07:06:57 PM
I dont understand how no one in the factory queried that no one ever won the wages.

Who said they didn't?
why did they keep paying him the money if no one was winning? Did you say this factory was in laois?

I mean who said they didn't win ?

I dont understand were all the money was coming from.


X = Wages = €450
Y =400 tickets @ €2/ticket = €800

X+Y = €1250


Z = Prize fund = €450

€1250 - Z =  €800


So instead of taking home €450 he is taking home €800


You'll Never Walk Alone.

pintsofguinness

Quote from: The Real Laoislad on June 11, 2009, 07:27:29 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on June 11, 2009, 07:21:51 PM
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on June 11, 2009, 07:19:58 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on June 11, 2009, 07:19:08 PM
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on June 11, 2009, 07:12:50 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on June 11, 2009, 07:06:57 PM
I dont understand how no one in the factory queried that no one ever won the wages.

Who said they didn't?
why did they keep paying him the money if no one was winning? Did you say this factory was in laois?

I mean who said they didn't win ?

I dont understand were all the money was coming from.


X = Wages = €450
Y =400 tickets @ €2/ticket = €800

X+Y = €1250


Z = Prize fund = €450

€1250 - Z =  €800


So instead of taking home €450 he is taking home €800

f**k me, algebra  ???
Which one of you bitches wants to dance?

quit yo jibbajabba


BennyHarp

#37
Thank god i'm not the only one who has been slow on this thread!!! ;D
That was never a square ball!!

tyronefan

good one POG  was laughing all the way down the page   wondering how long you could keep it going

pintsofguinness

Which one of you bitches wants to dance?

Hound

Quote from: Hollow Man on June 11, 2009, 05:53:33 PM
Both those stories are bullshit.
The first because there is no way he could work 23 years without a sick day etc. Just couldn't happen.
The second is because LaoisLad is a notoious bullshitter on here. Added in the semingly innocuous detail that the factory was in Waterford to make it sound more authentic - a common trick of shitetalkers the world over!!!

A good friend of mine has worked 12 years, never had a sick day. Still a long way to go to make it to 23 of course.
Never going on a holiday, especially when you're earning £100k a year, would be very hard to believe. But then again maybe not too difficult to organise a replacement for when he's not there.


Feckitt

Dog insurance will pay out £750 if your dog dies.  Bound to be room for a scam there!

the scenic route

Quote from: Feckitt on June 12, 2009, 01:25:35 PM
Dog insurance will pay out £750 if your dog dies.  Bound to be room for a scam there!

What taking in strays insuring them and then killing them off????
"Underneath that thin veneer of human civilisation, we're all just a bunch of fu*king animals"

Feckitt

Yes, because "Underneath that thin veneer of human civilisation, we're all just a bunch of f**king animals