Rangers left with egg on their face

[longrunsthefox]

Let the quips begin...

Gers star hurt by exploding egg

Rangers defender Kirk Broadfoot was taken to hospital after an egg he was microwaving exploded in his face.

The 25-year-old Scotland international was poaching the egg at his home near Mauchline, Ayrshire, when the accident happened.

It is understood hot liquid squirted onto his face and scalded his cheek when he opened the microwave door.

The footballer was treated in hospital, before being allowed to go home following the incident on Sunday.

[wherefromreferee?]

Can't believe TF didn't start this thread 

[longball]

eggscellent reporting

[slow corner back]

What a prat, laughed my leg off when I read this

[Chrisowc]

This has to be a yolk.

[armaghniac]

Sure even AIB have egg on their faces.

[ziggysego]

He's going to get such an egging when he gets back to training. He'll need to walk on egg shells for a while.

[Orior]

Shell he be fit for the weekend?

[Chrisowc]

This explains why Rangers cracked on Wednesday against Hibs.

[longrunsthefox]

His head will be scrambled for  a while...

[Casino Mike]

His head will be scrambled for  a while...

or fried........

[wherefromreferee?]

egg-cellent
eggs-treme
egg-citing
egg-stavagent
egg-speriment
egg-splosive
egg-tortionate
egg-static
eggs-traordinary
eggs-tra terrestrial
egg-sotic
egg-sactly
egg-stracted
eggs-cavation
egg-saggerate
egg-saust
egg-xam
egg-samine
egg-ceed
egg-cel
egg-cept
eggs-change

That's all yolks   

[Chrisowc]

egg-xam

Makes a nice sarnie.

[longrunsthefox]

egg-cellent
eggs-treme
egg-citing
egg-stavagent
egg-speriment
egg-splosive
egg-tortionate
egg-static
eggs-traordinary
eggs-tra terrestrial
egg-sotic
egg-sactly
egg-stracted
eggs-cavation
egg-saggerate
egg-saust
egg-xam
egg-samine
egg-ceed
egg-cel
egg-cept
eggs-change

That's all yolks   

must have been eggs-crusiating to come up with that list 

[Niall Quinn]

damn Yogi bear.