Havoc in Naas as the Ball comes loose

[Dinny Breen]

[Gnevin]

Did it alter the laws of physics too?   

[stpauls]

that picture looks like it has been photoshopped!!! not a bad April Fool's joke though!

[muppet]

Well I believe it. Kildare don't do funny. Look at their manager.

[Dinny Breen]

Well I believe it. Kildare don't do funny. Look at their manager.

Oi, you leave Geezer alone for it's well known that


• the chief export of Kieran McGeeny is pain

• Kieran McGeeny can slam a revolving door.

• Kieran McGeeny is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

• Kieran McGeeny can touch MC Hammer

• Kieran McGeeny once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won

• Kieran McGeeny lost both his legs in a car accident....and still managed to walk it off.

• When Kieran McGeeny crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways

• Kieran McGeeny ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

• Kieran McGeeny once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink

• Kieran McGeeny returns his videos to extra vision without rewinding the tape.

• Kieran McGeeny once pulled Peter Canavans Hair.

• Kieran McGeeny danced with Carla Bruni while Sarkozy watched

• There is no 'ctrl' button on Kieran McGeeny 's computer. Kieran McGeeny is always in control.

• Kieran McGeeny doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

• Kieran McGeeny doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is

• Kieran McGeeny can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves.

• Kieran McGeeny beat Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

• Kieran McGeeny once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

[Puckoon]

And my favourite,

Kieran McGeeney once asked to be taken off in the white heat of battle against Tyrone. The rest is history.

[Orior]

Ah you guys are sooooo funny. I'm telling Geezer on ya.

[Dinny Breen]

Orior, an Armagh Gnevin