The Titanic

5 Sams · March 31, 2009, 02:36:06 PM

Quote from: longrunsthefox on March 31, 2009, 02:06:00 PM
People wear a crucifix that was used to kill Jesus. If he was shot would they wear minature revolvers around their necks?

Reminds me of the one about the young one that went into Ratners to buy the boyfriend a chain and cross for Christmas and asked for "one with the wee man on it!"

westmayo · March 31, 2009, 02:37:07 PM

QuotePeople wear a crucifix that was used to kill Jesus. If he was shot would they wear minature revolvers around their necks?
Posted on: Today at 02:03:56 PM
Posted by: rrhf

Someone's been listening to Bill Hicks

longrunsthefox · March 31, 2009, 02:39:56 PM

Great minds think alike

Aerlik · March 31, 2009, 02:47:09 PM

rrhf...

you gave me a giggle there.

And folks....for the effin umpteenth time the Irish built Titanic did NOT, that's right NOT sink on its maiden voyage. It sank on its THIRD voyage. Third time unlucky I suppose.

Orior · March 31, 2009, 02:51:04 PM

Quote from: Aerlik on March 31, 2009, 02:47:09 PM
And folks....for the effin umpteenth time the Irish built Titanic did NOT, that's right NOT sink on its maiden voyage. It sank on its THIRD voyage. Third time unlucky I suppose.

Agree, there was nothing wrong with it when it left Beal Feirste.

Aerlik · March 31, 2009, 02:56:45 PM

Probably one of them Cork hoors who was protesting about something or other and sneaked down and opened a hatch.

screenmachine · March 31, 2009, 03:07:05 PM

Plus it sank due to hittin an iceberg, it didnt just drop like a stone for no apparent reason, poor navigation-who was the captain (sailor?) who was navigating it? Lets slag his heritage for a while, after all it was really his fault.

muppet · March 31, 2009, 03:15:23 PM

Quote from: screenmachine on March 31, 2009, 03:07:05 PM
Plus it sank due to hittin an iceberg, it didnt just drop like a stone for no apparent reason, poor navigation-who was the captain (sailor?) who was navigating it? Lets slag his heritage for a while, after all it was really his fault.

I believe it was two men both called Brian.

Treasurer · March 31, 2009, 03:22:44 PM

The Titanic never sank.

screenmachine · March 31, 2009, 03:23:45 PM

Quote from: Treasurer on March 31, 2009, 03:22:44 PM
The Titanic never sank.

oh ffs...

Puckoon · March 31, 2009, 03:24:04 PM

Quote from: ONeill on March 31, 2009, 01:54:15 PM
It is truly amazing. The titanic story was a disaster. It's like me building the biggest house in Europe, congratulating myself and it falling over the day after it was completed, killing everyone in the local area. Then years later it's celebrated.

Makes perfect sense to me, you built this house in lurgan, right?

ziggysego · March 31, 2009, 03:36:33 PM

It was the pre-marital copulation in the storage level and pornographic peak/paint show in the upper classes deck. God did not like what he saw and sank that boat to rid the world of such terrible acts. PS Hardstation Belfast City Airport is the proper name and the only name I call it by.

SidelineKick · March 31, 2009, 03:39:34 PM

Quote from: ziggysego on March 31, 2009, 03:36:33 PM
It was the pre-marital copulation in the storage level and pornographic peak/paint show in the upper classes deck. God did not like what he saw and sank that boat to rid the world of such terrible acts. PS Hardstation Belfast City Airport is the proper name and the only name I call it by.

How did that f**ker get an airport named after him?!

ziggysego · March 31, 2009, 03:42:14 PM

He drinks a lot.

rrhf · March 31, 2009, 03:52:54 PM

Whatever floats your boat men.
I think the ultimate tribute to the legend that is the Titanic is to melt the f**king polar icecaps that put er two miles under and by my understanding we are getting there fast. At the moment its berg 1: boat nil. Can we level the score by the 100 year party.