SNOW

[pintsofguinness]

What would possess you to even think to do something like that.

[CountyGK]

Ano, its crazy, maybe he was practising for a certain Mrs Robinson?

[longrunsthefox]

A nurse told me there is a lot of these 'accidents' with budlies stuck in things like hoovers and roll on deodrants trapped in the oyster. The victims say they 'fell' on them     

[pintsofguinness]

*looks over at roll on deodrant*


no not tonight

[longrunsthefox]

Reminds me of Ronnie Barker line in chemist...
Can I have deodrant please?
Roll on ball or aerosol?
Nay, it's for unda me armpits 

[Zapatista]

-8

[EC Unique]

Snowing heavy in Tyrone.

[Zapatista]

Snowing since 8 in west Dublin been out 6 times clearing paths already!!

[Fiodoir Ard Mhacha]

Snowing in Lurgan - just saw an empty bottle of Buckfast in a new, wintry light.

[pintsofguinness]

bad snow here too, think I'll go to shop in case it doesnt stop!

[supersarsfields]

Sun shining here in Liverpool. Roads and sideways still a mess tho.

[longrunsthefox]

-8

What about man goes into bakers in Ballymena and asked, 'Have you sponge cake or meringue?' and the baker replied, 'No-you're right.'   

[Hardy]

Or woman who goes into chemist to get something for her dog's infection:
Something for treating ringworm, please?
- This is good, but don't wear your tights for 24 hours after using it.
Oh, I should have said - it's for my chihuahua.
- In that case, don't ride the bike for a week.

[longrunsthefox]

...or woman asks Ballymena man on first date, " Do you like jazz?" and he replies, "Aye-especially when the shark bit the man in half."

[takeyourownpath]

newry canal's froze, seen 3 boys standin on the middle of it there last night when it was minus ten. hope they fell in! was hopin the boyfriends flight back to liverpool would be cancelled, it wasn't