Jim'll Fix it

Started by corn02, January 30, 2009, 03:42:25 PM

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corn02

Dear Jim,
Please let Sidelinee kick's boss give him Wednesday off
Thanks,
Corn02.

The Real Laoislad

Dear Jim

Please fix it for me to

1.See Laois win a All Ireland (preferably Liam)
2.See Liverpool win the PL
3.Spend a night of passion with Mrs McGee
You'll Never Walk Alone.

maddog

Quote from: The Real Laoislad on January 30, 2009, 03:48:07 PM
Dear Jim

Please fix it for me to

1.See Laois win a All Ireland (preferably Liam)
2.See Liverpool win the PL
3.Spend a night of passion with Mrs McGee

At least no3 is attainable

bingobus

Dear Jim,

Please fix for me to

1. Catch LL on my wife so that I can say to her "You'll like this...not a lot but you'll like it"

Yours in Magic

Paul Daneils

full back

Quote from: The Real Laoislad on January 30, 2009, 03:48:07 PM
Dear Jim

Please fix it for me to

1.See Laois win a All Ireland (preferably Liam)
2.See Liverpool win the PL
3.Spend a night of passion with Mrs McGee

Jim can only fix things, he isnt f**king Jesus


The Real Laoislad

Dear Jim

Please fix it for corn02 to become Dirk Kuyt's bitch

You'll Never Walk Alone.

corn02

Quote from: The Real Laoislad on January 30, 2009, 04:20:59 PM
Dear Jim

Please fix it for corn02 to become Dirk Kuyt's bitch



Seconded!

Plus Jim, will you see it that some psoters (not LL because he is fair enough) don't make Kuyt the scapegoat even when he plays well.

Our Nail Loney

Dear Jim,

Can you get my mates to have events on separate weekends so I can go to both?

Thanks Jim

muppet

Dear Jim,

Will you go to America and help Barack Obama fix it? You see this muppet called Dubya screwed the whole place up and we need the new man to get it working again.

You financially,

The 2 Brians
MWWSI 2017

fitzroyalty

Dear Jim,

Find me my stamina. Its been lost a few years now.

Good man

Square Ball

Dear Jim

please fix it so my bitch of a boss gets her comeuppace
Hospitals are not equipped to treat stupid

corn02

Dear Jim,
Fix it so Newcastle's defence stays the same. It provides endless hours of comedy gold.
Thanks lad.

ziggysego

Dear Jim

Make sure Tuesday goes ok

Yours in hope

Ziggy
Testing Accessibility

Puckoon

Dear Mister (Saville)

Could you ever get around to answering that letter I wrote you in 1987 - you rememeber the one where I wanted to meet John Wayne.

I realise now that he was dead, but I sure wish you'd have just written back and told me so, so I wasnt running up to the postman until I was 15 every morning.

By the way mister, Ive moved house twice, so just shoot me an email.

Puck.


stephenite

Yo Jimmy,
Please could you fix it for me to have a dry day in Sydney on March 6th, not too hot or too windy either. Somewhere around the mid-20 Celsius would be grand.

Good man youself,

S.