Question on cooking...

[pintsofguinness]

Hey I was the one helped you!

[Our Nail Loney]

After some ridiculing.... I dunno I cant really remember, I just think you were the main one!!

edit to say I think you did help, but there was a fair amount of slagging

as for this thread I think bring a tomato in and a knife, cut it up as you eat the sandwich

[DoYerJob Linesman]

Pints, you were gracious enough to help me with my computer problems earlier, so i will try to reciprocate..

Firstly, why are you making your own lunch?  I thought you were married.

If you have to have tomatoes in yer sandwiches, I advise you to slice them and wrap them in tin foil / cling film, and add them to yer sandwiches at lunch time.  This will ensure that you get your tomato fix and your sandwiches remain crisp and dry.

[pintsofguinness]

Firstly, why are you making your own lunch?  I thought you were married.

Well I'm not married but herself usually does it but she's mad with me, says I've to make my own.

If you have to have tomatoes in yer sandwiches, I advise you to slice them and wrap them in tin foil / cling film, and add them to yer sandwiches at lunch time.

That's waht I'm thinking.

[DoYerJob Linesman]

Living in sin?  You'll burn in hell.   

Starve her off money come Friday, that will sort her out.

[pintsofguinness]

Living in sin?  You'll burn in hell.   

Starve her off money come Friday, that will sort her out.

I am in hell, this morning she was making a fry, it was a half hour before she realised the cooker wasnt switched on and now she wont make my lunch.

I dont know how I put up with it or what I'm paying her for.

[DoYerJob Linesman]

I am in hell, this morning she was making a fry, it was a half hour before she realised the cooker wasnt switched on and now she wont make my lunch.

So how is this your fault?  Jeez man, i feel for you.

[pintsofguinness]

I know.  The things I put up with.

[DoYerJob Linesman]

Start questioning that relationship pints, unless you feel you can't do better.   

[pintsofguinness]

Start questioning that relationship pints, unless you feel you can't do better.   

I think I'd have to lose a few pound before I can question anything, dunno how much longer I can put up with sleeping on the couch though. 

[DoYerJob Linesman]

Depends.  Sofa Bed?

[pintsofguinness]

Depends.  Sofa Bed?

Two seater.

[DoYerJob Linesman]

Get rid man.

[SidelineKick]

Get rid man.

He's trying but she doesn't wanna know 

[Gnevin]

Point of order  making a sandwich is not cooking unless your baking the bread. Cooking is a process which involves a oven or cooker.