first thing!!

[Doogie Browser]

This is a great thread,

louth- Ardee
meath- Sean Boylan
dublin - Croke park
Kildare - Mickos team 1998
wexford - 1996
longford- pearse park
wicklow - mountains
westmeath - Joe Dolan
laois - Beano and the minor finals
carlow- eire og
offaly - Brian Whelehan
kilkenny - Cats

tyrone - Sam's Town to borrow from the Killers.
cavan - 1947 et al
down- Sean O'Neill
monaghan- Clones
armagh - Crossmaglen
fermanagh - St Michaels
Antrim- Casement
derry - 1993 team
Donegal - St Brian of Holyrood

galway - N bloody 17
mayo - heartbreak (them not me)
roscommon - Boyle
sligo - Black and white jersey
leitrim- Declan Darcy

kerry- Jacko
cork- rebels
tipp- trip to Tipp
clare- its a long way
waterford - Dan the man
limerick - crime

[dodo]

louth-   wee
meath-   thieving hoors '96
dublin -   rare aul times
wexford -   quare
longford-   drugs
wicklow -   Aughrim
westmeath -   Galway
laois -   in fighting
carlow-   Eire Óg
offaly -   wristy hurlers
kilkenny -   hens

tyrone -   Ardboe
cavan -   Gowna
down-   Sean O'Neill
monaghan-   Pat McEaneany
armagh -    Cathederal
fermanagh -   lakes
Antrim-   1989
derry -   Tohill
Donegal -   quiet sober/nuts drunk

galway -   connacht final
mayo -   latent
roscommon -   hoors
sligo -   Benbulben
leitrim-   Pairc Seán

kerry-   pure breeds
cork-   langers
tipp-   Fox & English
clare-   wahoos
waterford -   brimming
limerick-   5 minute final

[ExiledGael]

Louth - Tiny, Darver
Meath -  Brutal, Trevor Giles
Dublin - Dirty Dubs the Hill, Pillar, Jayo, Ryano, Whelo, Griffo
Wexford - Purple, Mattie
Longford - Slashers, awful roads
Wicklow - Micko, Leighton Glynn
Westmeath - Paidi in '04, oh for that day
Laois - Potential
Carlow - Who?
Offaly - AZ, Ferbane, Niall McNamee
Kilkenny - Unbeatable
Tyrone - Peter the Great
Cavan - Miserable hoors, Reillys
Down - Past Glory
Monaghan - Nudie, Banty, over-rated
Armagh - Crossmaglen, Geezer
Fermanagh - Ulster titles: 0
Antrim - What a waste
Derry - Talent, Bradleys, club rivalry
Donegal - Ill-discipline, beautiful scenery
Galwa - Talent, Joyce, travellers
Mayo - Bastards in '04, ended the summer of all summers
Roscommon - Seamie O'Neill, overweight gifted players
Sligo -   Benbulben, O'Hara's goal
Leitrim - Ridge, also-rans
Kerry - Brazil
Cork - Strikes, passion, Keane
Tipp - Browne
Clare - Banner, madmen
Waterford - Toothless, team & Dan
Limerick - guns

[GalwayBayBoy]

Louth – Wee
Meath – Hard
Dublin – The Hill
Wicklow - Murders
Carlow – Rasta
Kilkenny – Hurling
Westmeath – Less famous maroon wearers
Laois - The ex
Longford - Slashers
Wexford – Yella Bellies
Offaly - Tricolour

Antrim – The Glens
Armagh - Apples
Down – My old school colours
Derry – Nell McCafferty
Fermanagh - Belcoo
Monaghan – Nudie
Donegal – Fish
Cavan – Tight
Tyrone – Professional

Galway - ?
Mayo – Respect
Roscommon – Hardy
Leitrim – Up against it
Sligo - Sligonian

Cork – Big county
Kerry – The masters
Limerick – Rugby
Waterford – Blaas
Tipperary – The enemy
Clare -  Loughnane

[BallyhaiseMan]

Louth -Gerry Curran batein all around him in a league Match in Breffini circa 95/96
Meath - stone throwing c**ts, Enemy No. 2
Dublin - Hill 16
Wicklow - Hugh Kenny and Kevin O Brien
Carlow - Eire Og
Kilkenny - No Footballers need apply
Westmeath - Neighbours that we like,Underage success
Laois - AFL invasion
Longford - fighting with the lads from Granard at the Oasis in Carrick
Wexford - the craic we had with them at the 1996 under 21 finals in Thurles
Offaly - Their hammering of Meath in 1997  

Antrim - Complete underachievers,that Big O'Hare lad scoring two goals against in 2002
Armagh - Gym work,Defensive tactics
Down - Fellow Aristocrats of Ulster Football,Respect them greatly
Derry - Violence in Club Football,them beating us at Underage level everytime we play them.
Fermanagh - 1997/1998, Two games we should probably have lost.
Monaghan - Enemy No.1, Their jealousy of us,knows no bounds.
Donegal - Sessions on the beer
Cavan - GAA World Champions 1947
Tyrone - Lovely Female fans

Galway -
Mayo - Choking in All Ireland Finals(sorry lads)
Roscommon - The only decent team in Ireland that are in a bigger mess than ourselves at the moment.Like them.
Leitrim - Mickey Quinn
Sligo - Eamon O Hara's solo run against Tyrone in Croker

Cork - The Strike
Kerry - Runners up in 1947
Limerick - The last 5 minutes of the 1994 Hurling final
Waterford - costing us promotion in 2006
Tipperary - Genius of Declan Browne
Clare - Anthony Daly lifting Liam in 1995

[MaroonAndWhite]

Louth – Cathal & Seamus O'Hanlon, Stefan White
Meath – Ruthless tough hoors
Dublin – The Hill
Wicklow - Refs in car boots
Carlow – Willie Quinlan, the hideous jersey
Kilkenny – Hurling
Kildare - The happiest day of my life....AI Final Day 1998 & Mikey Donnellans goal
Westmeath – The Paidi Year
Laois - Headers, flaking
Longford - Padraic Davis
Wexford – Dancin at the Crossroads
Offaly - Sittin on the pitch in Croker after Clare game in 98

Antrim – Patterson....the big lad in goal in the late 80s
Armagh - Defensive/dour
Down – Micky Linden
Derry – Johny McGurks point v the Dubs in 93
Fermanagh - cheap beer!
Monaghan – Nudie Hughes
Donegal – 92 and a lame Anthony Molloy lifting Sam
Cavan – Great men to go on the beer with although they'll not buy.
Tyrone – The famous/infamous scene with Liam Hassett(?) surrounded in 2003

Galway - ......
Mayo – Hot Sundays in July, Connacht finals and they're sound skins deep deep down
Roscommon – Pool tables and unfounded optimism
Leitrim – Micky Quinn, Seamus Quinn, George Dugdale
Sligo - July 2007 and that Connacht Final

Cork – Arrogant, militant
Kerry – Pure footballers, cute hoors
Limerick – Rugby
Waterford – John Mullane with a sunburned head
Tipperary – John Leahy
Clare -  Manic intensity before Ulster introduced it to football

[Rossfan]

Why did 3 of the last 4 posters leave out Kildare and why is Ros's optimism unfounded?
Louth – Dermot O'Brien
Meath – Hard, Dirty, Colm O'Rourke
Dublin – Hype and Media Bias
Wicklow - Refs in car boots
Carlow – Fruit pastilles
Kilkenny – one supporter in Ballyraggett - and he was the man who opened the gates
Kildare - Dermot Earley, Horses
Westmeath – Flah Aaaacents
Laois - Hurlers batin the sh1t out of each other
Longford - We always bate them these days
Wexford – Eccentric jerseys
Offaly - 1982 and Seamus Darby

Antrim – Bushmills
Armagh - 1977
Down – Great forwards
Derry – Getting threatened in Ballinascreen
Fermanagh - lovely accents
Monaghan – Drumlins
Donegal – mountains
Cavan – tradition
Tyrone – great modern teams

Galway - Trying to get to effin Salthill, great days in Tuam
Mayo – Ahh for fcuk sake dont get me started on these ...........
Roscommon – HeavenLeitrim – Sliabh an Iarann, Probably worse than the Mayos
Sligo - TRaditional music

Cork – Frank Murphy and separate rules to the rest of the GAA world
Kerry – Why didnt  the Caid players affiliate to the IRFU instead of the GAA
Limerick – Dundons Collopys etc
Waterford – Big Dan
Tipperary – Killinaskully
Clare -  Hype in 1995 and why does everyone in Dublin think this is the only place that trad music is played?

[Puckoon]

Mattockranger, you forgot Kildare, so then all of us did!

Kildare, niall Buckley leppin like a salmon and karl o'dwyer.

[Hardy]

Horses and handpasses.

[ONeill]

Doctor.

[Fear ón Srath Bán]

Kildare - The Plains and the Whites

[Hardy]

And bypasses.

[leenie]

Louth – our lady of lourdes
Meath – 96 and blood
Dublin – smarmy charlie redmond
Wicklow - glenroe
Carlow – "follow me up to carlow"....santa ponsa waxies
Kilkenny –unstoppable
Westmeath – joe dolan r.i.p.  
Laois - fustrating.... young fellas not fit to develop
Longford - Pearse Park..holding on tight to ur hand bag
Wexford – comeback kids 08
Offaly - biffo.... tullmore show!


Antrim – mhic
Armagh - sick of looking at them 04
Down – star of the co down being played in croke..... for mary tho
Derry – bradley sir
Fermanagh - st jude
Monaghan – great support they give tyrone. +so near but yet so far
Donegal – mc eniff.....
Cavan – accents... unreal
Tyrone – smile and a warm heart

Galway - michael lyster
Mayo – wasters
Roscommon – my 2nd county/ 06 minor all ireland/playing pool in the nip!
Leitrim – lovely
Sligo - 2002..... horirble day +my late cat

Cork – rebels.... success and strikes
Kerry –supporters like guniness, don't travel well..... (only on all irelands also not much craic! 05 train to dublin)
Limerick – rugby
Waterford – crystal and handsome mullane
Tipperary – Browne
Clare- the banner roar

[mattockranger]

so i did ha ha

hmmm

Kildare - willie Mcgreevey!



Uladh are refering to me??

[Fear ón Srath Bán]

Uladh are refering to me??

I'd guess that it's in reference to a since departed WUM poster mr (the hulk, and good riddance), whose posts have been deleted.