Quiz Questions

[Hardy]

7:
Somebody fired an ice bullet through the window

Oops - missed the "no cuts on body" bit.

[Hound]

9 - Zero (boat rises too)

10 - the Maid (no post on Sunday)

[Hardy]

6:
o (dough)
oo (through)
off (cough)
ouw (bough)
och (lough)
uff (chough)
aw (thought)

up (hiccough) if I pronounce it right!
uh (Middlesbrough) place names might not be allowed, but there's probably a similar word out there

Never heard of "chough". Is that the same sound as rough and tough?

It is indeed. (It's a bird). I shouldn't be let out.

[Hound]

14
The man has gone from the front of his house to the back of his house (or vice versa).
Not sure about the other man with the mask who's at the back of the house.
Confronting a burglar perhaps, but then why not just go out the back door... 

[Hardy]

9:
Six

I absolutely, definitely shouldn't be let out or allowed to make any important decisions. I read "how many rungs will be over the water".

[HiMucker]

question 13: 0

you can guarantee that some poor b**tard is missing his left hand and therefore has no fingers.  Multiply any number by zero and you get.......

[HiMucker]

Question 3:  he cooks the rice.  Cooked rice per grain is condsiderably heavier than uncooked rice.  So 1kilo of grain rice yeilds alot more kilos of cooked rice

[cornerback]

14
The man has gone from the front of his house to the back of his house (or vice versa).
Not sure about the other man with the mask who's at the back of the house.
Confronting a burglar perhaps, but then why not just go out the back door...

He leaves "home" not the house... baseball maybe??

[cornerback]

Question 5
You're riding a horse.  A lion is chasing you. Unfortunately, there's an elephant in front of you moving at the same pace as you, and you can't overtake it.  There's a hippo to the left running at the same speed, and there's a wall on your right. How do you get to safety?

Fairgroung ride; get off!

[seafoid]

10 No post on Sunday

[Billys Boots]

Question 3:  he cooks the rice.  Cooked rice per grain is condsiderably heavier than uncooked rice.  So 1kilo of grain rice yeilds alot more kilos of cooked rice

Can't be: cooked rice is only 2-3 times the weight of dried rice.

[Hardy]

12:
He's a lighthouse keeper.

[HiMucker]

Question 3:  he cooks the rice.  Cooked rice per grain is condsiderably heavier than uncooked rice.  So 1kilo of grain rice yeilds alot more kilos of cooked rice

Can't be: cooked rice is only 2-3 times the weight of dried rice.

he bulks it up with flour, rat poison and talcum powder.  Well thats what id heard they do

[HiMucker]

14
The man has gone from the front of his house to the back of his house (or vice versa).
Not sure about the other man with the mask who's at the back of the house.
Confronting a burglar perhaps, but then why not just go out the back door...

He leaves "home" not the house... baseball maybe??

Id say thats right

[Cold tea]

Question 8
Four men want to marry a princess.  The king devises a contest to see who should win her hand in marriage.
He puts her in the middle of a square, carpeted room. Each wall is 10m long.  One man stands in each corner of the room, each on their own small box.  The first one to touch the princess's hand will marry her.  The only rules are that the men can't walk on the carpet, or use anything but their body – no ladders, rope swings etc.
One man figured out a way to touch her hand in less than five seconds.  What did he do?

He asks her to walk over to him and hold his hand.