..the day the music died...

[An Fear Rua]

A long, long time ago
I can still remember when Madonna was the Queen of Pop
She had a cute face and sexy voice
That appealed to all the girls and boys
But now it's time for Madge's reign to stop......

For passing years have made her shrivel
And all her tunes have turned to drivel
Shite songs and worse videos
And overpriced, indulgent shows.....

I can't remember if she cried
When she became Guy Ritchie's bride
Cos I'd turned the telly to the other side
The day her music died.

So Bye Bye said Madonna to Guy
She's gone all bitchy to poor Ritchie and he doesn't know why
Her marriage isn't working and she's not willing to try,
Singing this will be your Decree Nisi
This will be your Decree Nisi

Did she write a book called "Sex"
With male models flexing their abs and pecs?
Now all she's got is a scraggy neck.
And does she believe she's still a star
In bondage gear and conical bra
When she's old enough for a free travel pass?

She thought she'd found a perfect match
When she saw her future husband's Snatch.
She soon reciprocated.
But her lust was never sated.

Despite her fast advancing years
She snogged away with Britney Spears
Enjoying all the perverts' leers
The day her music died.

So Bye Bye said Madonna to Guy
She's gone all bitchy to poor Ritchie and he doesn't know why
Her marriage isn't working and she's not willing to try,
Singing this will be your Decree Nisi
This will be your Decree Nisi


by Chesh (any RI readers will know who it is)

[The Real Laoislad]

I thought this was going to be about the day Garth Brooks stopped making albums

[Shamrock Shore]

For me it was The Ulster Hall 8th October 1980

(kinda - cos they did come back, kinda, 25 years later)

[The Real Laoislad]

Shamrock my showband friend,Any idea where I'd get a copy of the Conquerors singing "Come on over to my place"?

[Shamrock Shore]

LaoisLad

You are confusing me with someone else.

Showbands were rank (but they did some good for some).

I am sure if you contact Ronan Collins on Radio 1 he'll point you in the correct location.

[magpie seanie]

Whatever about her music I still would...

[full back]

Whatever about her music I still would...

Ahh FFS seanie - she is revolting looking
Looks more like a man

[magpie seanie]

I was more referring to how she looks in the video with Timberlake. I suppose I'm being fooled by the soft focus lenses and all those camera tricks cos those photos are hideous.

[The Real Laoislad]

LaoisLad

You are confusing me with someone else.

Showbands were rank

You have gone way down in my estimation