He was close enough, why didnt he just shout?

[Zapatista]

Oh, like it's never happened before? Egypt Air not ring a bell?  Talk about being touchy...

I think your being hysterical. Shy news has a lot to answer for.

[full back]

Maybe this is the sort of air hostess you want 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article749215.ece

Click on the video - NSFW

[red hander]

Air Carrier Accidents Involving Known or Suspected Suicides of Crew
Members, 1982 - 1999

     
     10/31/99
     Near Nantucket Island, MA Egypt Air
     Boeing 767-366ER
     Airplane departed cruise altitude of 33,000 feet en route from
New York to Cairo at a descent rate of 24,000 feet per minute. Early
indications are that both engines were also shut off and that the
airplane pitched up momentarily before the in-flight breakup.
(Investigation is still in progress.)
    Passengers  217
     Deaths 217

     10/11/99
     Gaborone, Botswana
     ATR-42-300
     A medically grounded pilot took off in one of the airline's
three ATR-42's and dove it into the other two company airplanes,
destroying them and killing himself.
   P  0
   D  1

     12/19/97
     Near Palembang, Indonesia Silk Air
     Boeing 737-300
     Airplane departed normal cruise flight and crashed at high rate
of speed. CVR had been deactivated before dive was initiated. Reports
indicate that Captain's career disappointments and financial stress
may have led him to commit suicide.
  P   104
  D   104

     8/21/94
     Near Agadir, Morocco Royal Air Moroc
     ATR-42-300
     Airplane entered into steep dive and crashed 10 minutes after
takeoff.  Reports indicated that pilot disconnected autopilot and
deliberately crashed, committing suicide. This was challenged by the
Moroccan Pilot's Union.
   P  44
   D 44
     4/7/94
     Near Memphis, TN Federal Express
     DC-10-30F
     Deadheading crew member attempted to kill flying crew and commit
suicide by diving airplane into FedEx complex. (Investigated by the
Federal Bureau of Investigation.)
   P  1
   D  0

     2/5/82
     Tokyo, Japan Japan Airlines
     DC-8-61
     Flew into shallow water 300 meters short of runway after
struggle between mentally ill Captain, co-pilot and flight engineer.
  P   174
  D   24

     Total Fatalities: 390
     Sources: FAA/NTSB Accident Incident Data Base; Internet Aviation

[Zapatista]

How do you ever feel safe getting into a taxi or on a bus?

[red hander]

'How do you ever feel safe getting into a taxi or on a bus?'

I never leave the house, too f****** dangerous

[muppet]

'How do you ever feel safe getting into a taxi or on a bus?'

I never leave the house, too f****** dangerous

Do you think your house would be safe from a suicudal pilot?