Gooners bought in bargain bucket sale by Russian

[T Fearon]

Obviously the purchaser is not in Abramovic's league, but I suppose it's still nice to be able to say you bought a London soccer club, even if it is of downmarket nature

[full back]

Eventually the spuds are going to have to merge with another club to keep up Fearon.
The big clubs in London now are Chelski, Gunnerski & West Hamsson in that order