How gay are you?

[dodo]

23%........telling me to loosen up, no thanks ! 

[Main Street]

Obviously you low scorers have missed the point when you delight in your neanderthal understanding of the confirmation of your supposed maleness.

[Mayo4Sam]

Happy enough with 16%

[DoYerJob Linesman]

I am 26% gay.

Disconcerting to say the least.

[Lar Naparka]

16% I'm a walking, talking, red-blooded hetero guy. Just way too straight for these modern times!

Me too; until I did a bit of re-thinking that is. I went back and I'm now a proper ponce.
I don't worry about getting older so I changed that one. My worry is I might not get much older. I've had a couple of brain scares recently and I might not be lucky if I get another one.
But what will be will be, so no use worrying and I changed that one.
Shave my head? I have sweet shag all to shave. However, maybe if I got that question 30 years ago, I just might have. Changed here also.
Favourite jocks? Maybe that means favourite type of manhole covers. It's boxers for me because, at over 16 stone Y fronts can cause the assets to get a bit itchy. Change here also.
My place or her place? Definitely hers as the missus is threatening to make me her late husband if I don't get off this bloody board.
Is my best mate sexy?  Well, he drives me anywhere I want to go until I get back to driving again and he joins me for a couple of pints most nights so we can both leave the nags behind and talk about Mayo football. But sexy???
Still if Mayo win Sam sometime, I can't guarantee anything I might do except get a hangover and feck the medical warnings. So I changed that one.
Seems I am now a Graham Norton.