muppet's craption competition #129

Started by muppet, December 15, 2014, 02:55:20 PM

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muppet

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Aristo 60

Ageism alive and well in muppet's house.

laoislad

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.
When you think you're fucked you're only about 40% fucked.

muppet

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BennyCake

Micko spits out his dentures to divert attention from the bog roll left sticking out his trousers.

armaghniac

If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

CD

Don't worry Micko! You can claim a new set through your 'travel expenses' nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
Who's a bit of a moaning Michael tonight!

T Fearon

I'll claim for new dentures too! 100 quid a tooth

theskull1

Mickosalchus's loses an ear trying to harass Jim McGuinness
It's a lot easier to sing karaoke than to sing opera

muppet

Paudí knocked these out the first time I took him into the panel.

I think it was press-ups he was doing at the time.
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foxcommander

It's not like having a set of bad teeth is going to be noticed in Laois.
Every second of the day there's a Democrat telling a lie

Sidney

Micko loves driving but his teeth prefer flying.

ONeill

After accepting the Mayo job, Micko is told to deliver Sam within three years.
I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.