Carry on up the Khyber

Started by Orior, August 30, 2010, 09:42:33 PM

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Orior

There's a scene in the Carry On film, where all hell is breaking out, yet the britsh sit down to tea.

Nearly half of Pakistan is devastated with floods from monsoon rain. Terrorist attacks in Pakistan are a regular occurance. And their cricketers have been trying to supplement their income by fixing matches.

Despite it all, the tour in England will continue. Oooh I say, stiff upper lip and all that.

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Orior

Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians

Tony Baloney

Quote from: Orior on August 30, 2010, 09:42:33 PM
There's a scene in the Carry On film, where all hell is breaking out, yet the britsh sit down to tea.

Nearly half of Pakistan is devastated with floods from monsoon rain. Terrorist attacks in Pakistan are a regular occurance. And their cricketers have been trying to supplement their income by fixing matches.

Despite it all, the tour in England will continue. Oooh I say, stiff upper lip and all that.
What exactly do you want the cricketers to do?

muppet

In fairness it says Israel offered aid (doesn't say how much) but got no reply from Pakistan.

I find it interesting that Belgium gave $150,000, the same as Kosovo.
MWWSI 2017

Orior

Quote from: Tony Baloney on August 30, 2010, 10:48:04 PM
Quote from: Orior on August 30, 2010, 09:42:33 PM
There's a scene in the Carry On film, where all hell is breaking out, yet the britsh sit down to tea.

Nearly half of Pakistan is devastated with floods from monsoon rain. Terrorist attacks in Pakistan are a regular occurance. And their cricketers have been trying to supplement their income by fixing matches.

Despite it all, the tour in England will continue. Oooh I say, stiff upper lip and all that.
What exactly do you want the cricketers to do?

The cricketers could donate all proceeds to the flood victims?

Either the Israel excuse is pathetic or Pakistan's response is pathetic.
Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians

stew

Quote from: Orior on August 31, 2010, 12:09:07 AM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on August 30, 2010, 10:48:04 PM
Quote from: Orior on August 30, 2010, 09:42:33 PM
There's a scene in the Carry On film, where all hell is breaking out, yet the britsh sit down to tea.

Nearly half of Pakistan is devastated with floods from monsoon rain. Terrorist attacks in Pakistan are a regular occurance. And their cricketers have been trying to supplement their income by fixing matches.

Despite it all, the tour in England will continue. Oooh I say, stiff upper lip and all that.
What exactly do you want the cricketers to do?

The cricketers could donate all proceeds to the flood victims?

Either the Israel excuse is pathetic or Pakistan's response is pathetic.

How much did the yanks donate?  ;)
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muppet

Quote from: stew on August 31, 2010, 01:12:41 PM
Quote from: Orior on August 31, 2010, 12:09:07 AM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on August 30, 2010, 10:48:04 PM
Quote from: Orior on August 30, 2010, 09:42:33 PM
There's a scene in the Carry On film, where all hell is breaking out, yet the britsh sit down to tea.

Nearly half of Pakistan is devastated with floods from monsoon rain. Terrorist attacks in Pakistan are a regular occurance. And their cricketers have been trying to supplement their income by fixing matches.

Despite it all, the tour in England will continue. Oooh I say, stiff upper lip and all that.
What exactly do you want the cricketers to do?

The cricketers could donate all proceeds to the flood victims?

Either the Israel excuse is pathetic or Pakistan's response is pathetic.

How much did the yanks donate?  ;)

To Pakistan or the Israel military?  ;)
MWWSI 2017

Orior

Quote from: muppet on August 31, 2010, 07:57:54 PM
Quote from: stew on August 31, 2010, 01:12:41 PM
Quote from: Orior on August 31, 2010, 12:09:07 AM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on August 30, 2010, 10:48:04 PM
Quote from: Orior on August 30, 2010, 09:42:33 PM
There's a scene in the Carry On film, where all hell is breaking out, yet the britsh sit down to tea.

Nearly half of Pakistan is devastated with floods from monsoon rain. Terrorist attacks in Pakistan are a regular occurance. And their cricketers have been trying to supplement their income by fixing matches.

Despite it all, the tour in England will continue. Oooh I say, stiff upper lip and all that.
What exactly do you want the cricketers to do?

The cricketers could donate all proceeds to the flood victims?

Either the Israel excuse is pathetic or Pakistan's response is pathetic.

How much did the yanks donate?  ;)

To Pakistan or the Israel military?  ;)

lol.
Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians

armaghniac

I see Ireland is whopping Afghanistan's ass at cricket.
Next up is the improvised explosive device competition.
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lawnseed

Quote from: armaghniac on November 30, 2013, 03:43:58 PM
I see Ireland is whopping Afghanistan's ass at cricket.
Next up is the improvised explosive device competition.

This is better craic than the film  ;D
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