the imaginary adventures of a gaaboard stripagram/male escort

[lawnseed]

thinking selfishly of myself I decided to have a go at the old trail of rose petals to the candlelit bedroom move the other night for my other half coming in from work.. backfired badly there I was waiting in anticipation in the bedroom when all I could hear was the hoover and all this fuking and blinding.. so I had to get up before she wakened the kids then help her to clean up while trying to explain what was going on.. and I quote "if you want me to follow a trail of anything in future make it fivers and tenners" so much for romance