Meanwhile…..in Tyrone

[muppet]

When I was reading this I was thinking it was an ONeill story! Blind person, balaclava and light strapped to forehead! Mc Sherry must have had some weeks laugh following that case! That actually give me a good laugh. More threads like this please.

He was diagnosed blind in 2005, 3 years before he crashed his motorbike.

[orangeman]

When I was reading this I was thinking it was an ONeill story! Blind person, balaclava and light strapped to forehead! Mc Sherry must have had some weeks laugh following that case! That actually give me a good laugh. More threads like this please.

He was diagnosed blind in 2005, 3 years before he crashed his motorbike.

The jury took an hour to decide whether he was guilty or not.


What were they doing for an hour ? Lunch must have been included in that time.

[muppet]

When I was reading this I was thinking it was an ONeill story! Blind person, balaclava and light strapped to forehead! Mc Sherry must have had some weeks laugh following that case! That actually give me a good laugh. More threads like this please.

He was diagnosed blind in 2005, 3 years before he crashed his motorbike.

The jury took an hour to decide whether he was guilty or not.


What were they doing for an hour ? Lunch must have been included in that time.

Probably debating whether or not it was an O'Neill wind up.

[muppet]

Do you think did they say 'blue rope' instead of bailer twine on purpose to make it sound less culchie?

That's what it's called around those parts, regardless of it's colour.

I'd have thought there'd be two names:

like Wolf Tone rope and Wellington rope

depending on which way you tied your knots and that.

[Tony Baloney]

When I was reading this I was thinking it was an ONeill story! Blind person, balaclava and light strapped to forehead! Mc Sherry must have had some weeks laugh following that case! That actually give me a good laugh. More threads like this please.

I thought it was a Shane Special too until I checked Ulster Herald website to confirm.

[theticklemister]

Do you think did they say 'blue rope' instead of bailer twine on purpose to make it sound less culchie?

That's what it's called around those parts, regardless of it's colour.

I'd have thought there'd be two names:

like Wolf Tone rope and Wellington rope

depending on which way you tied your knots and that.

That must be were the song 'Men behind the byre' came from

[93-DY-SAM]

Don't understand why the farmer didn't try to pull the balaclava off before the police arrived.

Probably waiting on a Scooby Doo style reveal. Hope he said "I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!"

[muppet]

Don't understand why the farmer didn't try to pull the balaclava off before the police arrived.

He probably decided pulling it off might add to his problems.

[orangeman]

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sunday-life/blind-tyrone-man-caught-in-cattle-barn-with-rubber-glove-and-broom-shaft-29152517.html

[Jeepers Creepers]

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sunday-life/blind-tyrone-man-caught-in-cattle-barn-with-rubber-glove-and-broom-shaft-29152517.html

put on a foreign accent and said: "Me-me-steal-ear-tags. Me-me-look-at-tags."

Comedy gold! Dread to think what he was actually going to do !?!

[All of a Sludden]

Time to beef up security in Tyrone, he has avoided jail. Though in his defence he was f**king fresian.

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/man-caught-in-cattle-shed-with-vets-glove-and-brush-shaft-freed-by-judge-29204868.html