Threesomes

[laoislad]

never had a threesome but I'm lying in bed here waiting on the wife coming up the stairs for a twosome.

You're married it won't happen. That all stops when the ring goes on the finger.

theres some truth in this. the arrival of children definitely cools things down. but once they (the kids) get a little older things can get even better your young bride will turn into a 'milf'. a horrible term but there you have it. you'll notice adolesant males checking her out thinking you dont notice. like a male lion you need to keep in shape play a wee bit of football maybe the non contact gaelic. no woman wants to shag mr blobby.

That's why Tony Baloney is giving up the drink.

[illdecide]

Had a qer laugh there at them last few posts...An Uncle of mine used to say "I'd rather watch a good Western" when refering to getting the leg over...lol

[Tony Baloney]

never had a threesome but I'm lying in bed here waiting on the wife coming up the stairs for a twosome.

You're married it won't happen. That all stops when the ring goes on the finger.

theres some truth in this. the arrival of children definitely cools things down. but once they (the kids) get a little older things can get even better your young bride will turn into a 'milf'. a horrible term but there you have it. you'll notice adolesant males checking her out thinking you dont notice. like a male lion you need to keep in shape play a wee bit of football maybe the non contact gaelic. no woman wants to shag mr blobby.

That's why Tony Baloney is giving up the drink.

Had a couple of large glasses of wine last night. Let's call it cutting back rather than giving up!

[Gaffer]

Had a qer laugh there at them last few posts...An Uncle of mine used to say "I'd rather watch a good Western" when refering to getting the leg over...lol

But would it be appropriate for an uncle to tell his nephew he much he likes bucking the wife?

[HiMucker]

Had a qer laugh there at them last few posts...An Uncle of mine used to say "I'd rather watch a good Western" when refering to getting the leg over...lol

But would it be appropriate for an uncle to tell his nephew he much he likes bucking the wife?

westerns is a term used for pornos too!  I'd say the uncle might have been thinking of that.  "I love sex, but nobody makes me cum like I do"