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[seafoid]

Monaghan and  Mayo have announced a groundbreaking and innovative partnership ahead of this year's all Ireland football championship. The Mushroom county has never won an All Ireland despite 16 Ulster titles. Mayo have lost their last 7 finals.

Both counties have high performing teams but suffer from the same problem. They only have one scoring forward, aside from freetaking. Only one man who can call for the ball and lamp it over the bar with 2 minutes left.

Conor McManus recently scored 12 points in a match against Dublin that Monaghan lost. He scores about half of Monaghan's points. But the next best forward scores only 20% of what he does.

GMTFB Timeshare® is a unique development in gaelic football. Mayo need a "give me the f**king ball" forward and so do Monaghan but they won't be playing on the same day given the playing schedule. So when Mayo need him, McManus will join the full forward line. Mayo have agreed to loan Cillian O Connor and O Shea to Monaghan for matches other than Mayo v Monaghan

Should either team end up winning the all Ireland it will donate half the medals to the other county. Sam will spend 6 months in each county.

Should the 2 teams met in the all Ireland semi there will be no timeshare transfers. It will be winner takes all.
No need for sc**bag tactics. Just give him the f**king ball

[Mayo Border]

Seafoid, I think you should change your name to Buinneach.

[omaghjoe]

The Mushroom county

[From the Bunker]

Searbh agus éad.