muppet's craption competition #80

Olly · February 22, 2013, 09:41:10 AM

Oscar Pistorius bail decision due in Pretoria court

Puckoon · February 22, 2013, 01:45:35 PM

These training balls are Shi'ite hi.

seafoid · February 22, 2013, 01:51:48 PM

Qatar offer Kildare new home pitch

theticklemister · February 22, 2013, 02:14:30 PM

Quote from: theticklemister on February 22, 2013, 09:13:18 AM
Quote from: muppet on February 21, 2013, 09:40:58 PM

The new DCU manager, (brother of the Shiek who owns Man City) turns up for training and vows to bring in host of new superstars into the panel before today's Sigerson weekend

The new DCU Manager is upset at today's defeat and blames his superstars. In his rage he takes the two training balls belonging to DCU in athlone and f**ks off back to Abi Dhabi.

AZOffaly · February 22, 2013, 02:41:15 PM

These f**king Mayo forwards are getting worse. Any more balls over the fence lads, and I'm keeping them.

Olly · February 22, 2013, 02:54:22 PM

Oscar Pistorius granted bail in Reeva Steenkamp case

the Deel Rover · February 22, 2013, 02:58:10 PM

Gerry must intend to run the sh*ite out of the lads tonight , he told me to feck away off with the balls all he is going to be doing with them for the next 6 months is run run run and by the time he is finished with them 1 of them should be capable of winning the Dublin Marathon.

seafoid · February 22, 2013, 03:14:24 PM

Qatar to run 2013 All Ireland in Doha in the middle of June at 40 celsius
"Will be good test for World Cup" say sheikhs
Jimmy McGuinness expects Donegal players to abstain from drinks during match.

brokencrossbar1 · February 22, 2013, 03:18:39 PM

Quote from: muppet on February 21, 2013, 09:40:58 PM

Louth's new sponsor in expansion talks!

muppet · February 22, 2013, 05:55:37 PM

Joe Brolly attempts to demonstrate that he is in fact God.

Hardy · February 22, 2013, 07:45:06 PM

Quote from: AZOffaly on February 22, 2013, 02:41:15 PM
These f**king Mayo forwards are getting worse. Any more balls over the fence lads, and I'm keeping them.

Winner!

theticklemister · February 22, 2013, 08:05:39 PM

Quote from: armaghniac on February 21, 2013, 11:36:50 PM
Kilcoo coach arrives for first training session.

I think this deserves to be the winner.

the Deel Rover · February 22, 2013, 08:10:25 PM

Quote from: Hardy on February 22, 2013, 07:45:06 PM
Quote from: AZOffaly on February 22, 2013, 02:41:15 PM
These f**king Mayo forwards are getting worse. Any more balls over the fence lads, and I'm keeping them.

Winner!

Now there's a shock .

muppet · February 22, 2013, 08:15:08 PM

Quote from: Hardy on February 22, 2013, 07:45:06 PM
Quote from: AZOffaly on February 22, 2013, 02:41:15 PM
These f**king Mayo forwards are getting worse. Any more balls over the fence lads, and I'm keeping them.

Winner!

"Lads we have Offaly next, then Meath.

Fight them, Allah will punish them by your hands and bring them to disgrace. There will be the Mother of All Battles, strive hard against the Biffs and the Royals and be unyielding to them; and their abode is hell, and evil is the destination. Striving in the path of Jihad is incumbent on you along with every player, whether he is pious or impious. And no f*cking soft frees!"

declan85 · February 22, 2013, 08:59:52 PM

"Who does she think she is, 6th wife!! Ill show her balls..."