Good Quotes

[ballinaman]

If i had a bag of willys i'd throw her one.

[Never beat the deeler]

If i had a bag of willys i'd throw her one.

I'm so unlucky... If i fell into a barrel of tits I'd come out sucking me thumb!

[Hedley Lamarr]

Yer one.....she even give a snowman the horn

[Orior]

Quinn dont do quotes anymore 

[Hardy]

The GAA should make a decision either way and stop all this arseboxing around.
- Tommy Lyons.

Whatdyacallit.
- Brian McIvor.

And I think it's a fee. Yes, it is a free. A free for Mayo. The Mayomen have a free. A free in the middle of the field for Mayo.
- Brian Carty.

[Billys Boots]

And I think it's a fee. Yes, it is a free. A free for Mayo. The Mayomen have a free. A free in the middle of the field for Mayo.  No, it is a free. A free for Roscommon. The Roscommonmen have a free. A free in the middle of the field for Roscommon.  No, it is a free. A free for Mayo. The Mayomen have a free. A free in the middle of the field for Mayo. Emmmmm.
- Brian Carty.

Fixed that there for ye Hardy. 

[Niall Quinn]

"And the wild regrets and the bloody sweats None knew so well as I: That he who lives more lives than one, More deaths than one shall die."

Oscar Wilde

[Dougal Maguire]

'The only time the boot should ever be out of Mammy is to drive the other one into her.'

Oakleaf Gael, GAA Board member referring to Mary O'Rourke following his viewing of the RTE documentary 'Crisis- Inside the Cowen Government'

[bennydorano]

Life is a lesson, you learn it when you're through. Fred Durz - chocolate starfish.

Make time - not excuses.

Which sounds like a Lombardy quote, but i've made it my own & am claiming it unless proven otherwise.