Do you sit or stand?

[no mo do yakamo]

Front to back? Or back to front?

[The Watcher Pat]

Definately front to back!

[JUst retired]

There are some crap threads on this board!

[fitzroyalty]

More importantly do you fold or scrunch? Used to scrunch, but converted to folding, with improved results.

[ziggysego]

I need to pee

[DirtyDozen12]

I remember in one of the toilet cubciles in Jordanstown, i started a 'poll' whilst i was sat on the can with a marker in my hand i wrote on the door in front of me 'Do you sit down or stand up when you wipe your arse?"  I then provided a little table divied into 2 columns to form a tally chart of 'sit down' and 'stand up'.  Anyway i marked my option and went back to the same cubicle about 3 weeks later to analyse my results.  I found that a surpirsingly lot of people stood up but some other people had added modifications to my table and added in options such as 'Never', 'w**k' and 'use their hands'.

Different strokes for different blokes i suppose.

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

What! People sit down, I didn't even think that was a method. Yet another belief flushed down the toilet.

[supersub]

What the puck sort of a thread is this!! I just let it all hang around and dry up anyway - saves on bog roll!