secret santa

[mournerambler]

Ok lads here is the latest.

Secret santa going in our place and wouldn't you know i drew a wench out of the hat Due to the credit crunch we are told that we are to only spend a deep sea diver (fiver) all ideas welcomed.

I had to get for a women last year and i got her a hair conditioning set . I couldn't take my eyes of her when she was opening it to see her reactions. Oh and did i mention she is all good.

Get her a tube of Canestan cream (for the treatment of thrush), i'd say she'd be happy with that

I think if you look at the date of the original post, you'll see you're about a year late with that advice 

It's been a long day, sorry for bothering you there PC Plod but I only looked at the day & month, anyway her undercarriage would be in good order now if she's been sratching for a year.

[David McKeown]

We are doing a slightly different take on secret santa this year.  Everyones been given a limit (fiver) and told to go get a present (either male specific female specific or generic) and then wrap it and bring it to the christmas do.  At the do all those who make it and have a present have their names put into a hat.  The names are pulled out and the first one out gets first pick of a wrapped present.  The second one out can either choose from the wrapped present or choose to take any present that someone else has already pulled out (if you choose someone else they have to pick another wrapped present) and so on and so forth until everyones name is out.  We did something similar last year in the family and it was great craic with people begging others to either take their present or not take their present.

[PadraicHenryPearse]

did anyone see years ago (2004)on the frank skinner show, he came up with "the best joke in the world" about rock of gilbraltor and then the following week he topped it with a joke that had a punchline something like why is it "secret santa" why not "Confidentiality Claus".

it IS one of the funniest things i have seen on tv.... cannot find it on the net, anyone remember it?