Pigs

Started by ONeill, March 30, 2009, 08:55:32 PM

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Orior

Old wives cure for warts.

If you want to get rid of warts, then stick your hand into the throat of a pig right after it has been slashed.

Well its what my mother told me anyway.
Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians

mrsandman

You can eat every part of a pig you know....'Tooter to Snooter', being absolute serious, thers no wastage. You can even eat its flute, its a delicasse is some parts of the world  ;D
Constipated People Don't Give A crap.

SidelineKick

Quote from: Orior on March 31, 2009, 09:30:22 AM
Old wives cure for warts.

If you want to get rid of warts, then stick your hand into the throat of a pig right after it has been slashed.

Well its what my mother told me anyway.

If you want to get rid of genital warts you stick your boyo in a sheeps ass.

Well thats what Ziggy told me anyway.
"If you want to box, say you want to box and we'll box"

Reported.

Orior

Quote from: SidelineKick on March 31, 2009, 10:48:47 AM
Quote from: Orior on March 31, 2009, 09:30:22 AM
Old wives cure for warts.

If you want to get rid of warts, then stick your hand into the throat of a pig right after it has been slashed.

Well its what my mother told me anyway.

If you want to get rid of genital warts you stick your boyo in a sheeps ass.

Well thats what Ziggy told me anyway.

And did the magistrate believe you?
Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians

SidelineKick

Suspended sentence  :-[
"If you want to box, say you want to box and we'll box"

Reported.

Drumanee 1

Quote from: SidelineKick on March 31, 2009, 10:48:47 AM
Quote from: Orior on March 31, 2009, 09:30:22 AM
Old wives cure for warts.

If you want to get rid of warts, then stick your hand into the throat of a pig right after it has been slashed.

Well its what my mother told me anyway.

If you want to get rid of genital warts you stick your boyo in a sheeps ass.

Well thats what Ziggy told me anyway.

did it work?

SidelineKick

Ziggy, you wanna take this one?
"If you want to box, say you want to box and we'll box"

Reported.

Aerlik

We farmed pigs for many years, O'Neill, and I have a very early memory of the runt being in an auld tea chest by the stove in the kitchen.  My father, God rest him, was a bit of a Celtic fan and decided to call the pig Jimmy Johnstone, so every time there after we had a runt in the litter I remember referring to it as Jimmy Johnstone.

The deballing was vicious, especially when they put metholated spirits on the cut to stop the flies getting at them.  I was never allowed in to watch but do remember seeing the goolies on the floor afterwards and my da calling them plums.  Jam anyone?

The deballing is comparable to the now illegal practice of dehorning cattle with the wire rope.  Christ it was savage. :'(
To find his equal an Irishman is forced to talk to God!

Orior

Quote from: Aerlik on March 31, 2009, 02:54:39 PM
We farmed pigs for many years, O'Neill, and I have a very early memory of the runt being in an auld tea chest by the stove in the kitchen.  My father, God rest him, was a bit of a Celtic fan and decided to call the pig Jimmy Johnstone, so every time there after we had a runt in the litter I remember referring to it as Jimmy Johnstone.

The deballing was vicious, especially when they put metholated spirits on the cut to stop the flies getting at them.  I was never allowed in to watch but do remember seeing the goolies on the floor afterwards and my da calling them plums.  Jam anyone?

The deballing is comparable to the now illegal practice of dehorning cattle with the wire rope.  Christ it was savage. :'(

That deballing thing reminded me of the recent James Bond movie, and the chair with no seat. Yet 007 still managed to give some bird a good rogering later in the film.
Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians

ONeill

Got to the bottom of it.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Concise-Ulster-Dictionary-Caroline-Macafee/dp/0198600593/ref=sr_1_11?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1239305691&sr=8-11

The above book had it. Great read. Anyways, the copney pig was in it. Comes from the Irish copánach. Twas a piglet brought up by hand.

Great to see clift in it!
I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

leenie

Quote from: Aerlik on March 31, 2009, 02:54:39 PM
We farmed pigs for many years, O'Neill, and I have a very early memory of the runt being in an auld tea chest by the stove in the kitchen.  My father, God rest him, was a bit of a Celtic fan and decided to call the pig Jimmy Johnstone, so every time there after we had a runt in the litter I remember referring to it as Jimmy Johnstone.

The deballing was vicious, especially when they put metholated spirits on the cut to stop the flies getting at them.  I was never allowed in to watch but do remember seeing the goolies on the floor afterwards and my da calling them plums.  Jam anyone?

The deballing is comparable to the now illegal practice of dehorning cattle with the wire rope.  Christ it was savage. :'(

:'(    :'( 

meat from pigs is my favourite.....
however gross their killings are the way i see it is that by me becoming a vegetarian isn't going to stop them being killed so......


i'm cold hearted!

but i didn't know thats what they done....  :-\
I'm trying to decide on a really meaningful message..

Aerlik

Jeez O'Neill you could be on to something there.  Around Kilrea the auld folk would talk about a copan or a gopan meaning a handful, or the amount gathered by the two hands cupped together.  Insightful man.
To find his equal an Irishman is forced to talk to God!

ONeill

That could be 'coppan' which according to this publication means 'a small wooden bowl', coming from 'copán, capán' -  a cup.
I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.